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nonce

This word, in its offensive slang forms, is probably derived from "nonsense".

Convicted child sex offenders are often considered to be the lowest of the low (i.e. the most "nonsense" people in society), and this, rather than the NONCE acronym, may be the main reason why this word became associated with paedophiles.

Calling someone "nonce" normally means one of three things:

1) UK prison slang for a paedophile.

2) A general insult, usually as an extension of 1) or 3).

3) A nonsensical person, or person behaving in a nonsensical manner, generally equivalent to stupid or idiot.
1) "Gary Glitter's a nonce!"
"Protect your kids from those nonces."

2) "You've been behaving like a twat all night! Piss off you annoying nonce!"

3) "He wasn't talking any sense- he was being a complete nonce!"
"Well, he's certainly nonced that up."
by fwe22 May 16, 2006
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Netflix and Nona

A variation of the infamous "Netflix and Chill."
Netflix and Nona is when put on a really good movie or show and are so entranced by it that you don't even think about getting frisky.
Yeah man, I went over to her house hoping to get some, but it turned out she just wanted to Netflix and Nona. That prude.
by Betty Lou Freebush November 25, 2015
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Nonce

An English man you dirty tranny English bastard stop touching up kids with ur vagina you dirty hairy cunt
Why was nonce seekers filmed in England so much
by English are trannys December 12, 2021
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Noncarpenters

The carpenters who are desperate for sc5 or sabrina carpenter's albums release in general, and yeeted themselves out of the fandom as a result of desperation.
Bro, do you realize how many noncarpenters are there? This gives me hope that SC5 will blow up!
by carpenterfics October 21, 2021
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Nonattendatarian

A person who is spiritual but does not attend church or believe in organized religion.
Question "What religion are you"
Response "Im a nonattendatarian"
by JWild August 22, 2011
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NOCAYP

Person 1:"I think Keemstar is alright."
Person 2:"NOCAYP Boi!"
by ItsTheBaconDoge June 11, 2016
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nonce

by Cannibal Pxnda November 12, 2017
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