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face boarding

The action corresponding to when you’re laying on your back and using your phone, but you’re so tired that the phone slips from your fingers and smacks you in the face.
I was on TikTok last night until I began face boarding.
by Buzz Kill Bill ☠️ January 8, 2021
mugGet the face boardingmug.

board whore

a girl who has no butt or boobs, but still has 28376638 exboyfriends
"omfg elle that girl dated tyler. isnt he your ex?"
"what a board whore."
by thankspeteomfgh June 14, 2015
mugGet the board whoremug.

Spaghetti board

A spaghetti board is the act on 3 or more males lined up infront of a table with their dicks out. The goal is for the dicks to move side to side without touching eachother. If one dick touches another members they both have to slam their nuts as hard as they can into the side of the table
Yo lets give a spaghetti boar a go
He touched my dick whilst doing a spaghetti board
by Alf steward February 19, 2018
mugGet the Spaghetti boardmug.

board buster

either a real or "rent-a-cop" that cant put up with your sliding and grinding days and breaks your board and busts you.
watch out, officer Cock is a board buster.
by lilnicky003 March 5, 2009
mugGet the board bustermug.

Baked boarding

snowboarding skateboarding wakeboarding surfboarding after smoking up the concentration and dazzed from smoking a joint while "Boarding"
going down a hill while "Baked boarding" concentrating and ur soo into it ur friends are laughing at u then u fall from being stoned and dont feal it and ur friends laught even more
by McdonaldEatingPS3Gamer January 10, 2011
mugGet the Baked boardingmug.

Tongue Boarding

A form of kissing torture where in place of water, the tongue is used to deprive the recipients oxygen and create the sensation of drowning in tongue.
I was just trying to be nice so I let him kiss me, little did I know I needed to take a deep breath to make it through a session of tongue boarding!
by Relentless 34 September 15, 2014
mugGet the Tongue Boardingmug.

ouija board

wanna have some fun? just go buy a ouija board and play with your friends! if one of y'all get possessed don't be scared. That's y'all fault right there
Wanna have some fun? just go buy a ouija board and play with your friends! if one of y'all get possessed don't be scared. That's y'all fault right there
by FadedZame March 20, 2022
mugGet the ouija boardmug.

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