netflix and chill

*Girl* wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt with junk food to eat, while cuddling with you hubby and watching Romcoms.
*Guys* fucking with Netflix playing in the background
fuck cuddling sexy lazy boner sweet

Janice: Hey babe, I've had such a ruff day today. Would you wanna come over to watch Netflix and chill?
Stephen: REALLY?? Alright!!
Janice: Why do you sound so excited? You hate watching romcoms with me.
Stephen: No babe, Netflix and chill means you want to fuck.
Janice: Oh hell no! You can go jack off you jack ass. I told you I had a ruff day and all you can think about is your boner!!
Stephen: ...Wait....what???

by ClassicRomantic May 18, 2016

Netflix and Chill

Netflix and Chill is were While you are Watching Netflix with a girl... Then you start Feeling Horney . And then The girl Feels Horney . And you Slowly Start fucking each other while Netflix is playing in the Background.

When you Fuck someone while Netflix is Playing in the Background. That's Called Netflix and Chill.

by DiamondFan June 28, 2016

Netflix and Ketty

When you watch Netflix and smoke ketamine until you can't feel your legs.

Joe called up his side hoe and asked, "Do you wanna Netflix and Ketty?"

by Ketty Boi April 17, 2016

netflix and chill

Pretty much saying u wanna have sex and while playing Netflix in the background.

Steve- Hey wanna watch Netflix and chill
Molly- Yea sure ;)
Steve- I'll buy the condoms
Molly- Ok bae ;D

by I_Hate_You_Now_Leave_ November 16, 2015

NetFlix Stress

The stress you feel when a Netflix DVD is sitting on your desk and you haven't had time to watch it.

I'm in a hurry! I've got Netflix Stress. There's a DVD at home I gotta' watch and get back into the mail -- or they'll never send me another one.

by Winvian girl July 20, 2011

The Netflix Card

This occurs when one person has let another borrow their Netflix account.
Whenever the latter does anything the former may not like, they can threaten to revoke access to the account.

Amity: Your opinions suck and you're a bad friend!
Demitri: Bye bye Netflix.
Amity: NOOO! Stop using the Netflix Card on me!

by XenoPixel June 6, 2019

netflix machine

A cheap console/streaming device used for the sole purpose of watching Netflix.

John: I wish I could watch Netflix in my room, but I’m not allowed to move the Xbox from downstairs

Todd: just go buy a wii, it’s a perfect Netflix machine

by matty b 69 May 3, 2018