nipple shower

A shower in which the faucet is placed low on the wall as such that when any person taller than 5’ 10” attempts to wash themselves, the stream of water will contact their body at a point no taller than their nipples. To wash one’s face/head it is necessary to squat in the shower which is of course awkward and uncomfortable.

Bob-"Dude this hotel sucks! I can't fit in that shower."
Andy-"Well if you weren't so freaking tall you wouldn't have a problem."
Bob- "I'm sick of staying in places with these Nipple Showers."

by Mc B July 5, 2010

Nipple fucking

When someone insert something into a nipple.

Mostly seen on absurd porn (mainly hentai).

You can learn more here nipplefucking.com.

He came into the tits of that girl after nipple fucking it by it's small hole.

by MaverickMorty September 7, 2018

Tits and Nipples

Something that is better then good. (gooder than good).

The description of a great idea.

derived by a cool guy from the U.S.A. that loves fishing. He likes building things too.

That bbq shack you built is Tits and Nipples.

by Just a Hillbilly from up North June 26, 2012

Bat-Nipples

the deadliest weapons in the batman's arsenal, (even though they make him look pretty GAAEEE!!!)

oof, (dem bat-nips tho). the epicness of batman's BAT-NIPPLES!!!!!!

by epic dankness April 30, 2019

nipple tugs

A rare feature on shirt pockets that replace the usual button with an adjustable drawstring loop.

"Check out that guy's shirt, it's got nipple tugs sticking out of the front. Guess he likes being dragged around a lot"

by Kurash April 25, 2010

sour nipple

when one goes into the sea the nipple area becomes red and scabby with possible bleeding

i was wave boarding when all of a sudden my nipples started to itch. i jumped off of the wave board and into the ocean. man my nipples stung more than a bee! i got out of the water as quickly as possible and my mom put lotion on my nipples. it was too late. my nipples already started to peel off and bleed. SOUR NIPPLE SUCKS!

by dr doofenshmirtz December 31, 2013

Nipple Gut

Another term for man boobs, referring to a guy with a large belly who also has excessive fat in his upper chest region

Nick has been gaining some weight he’s got a nice nipple gut growing on him.

by Tony2two2times July 24, 2020