dirty niko

when you write 'public toilet' on his asscheek and then poop in his asshole for 4 hours straight.

kyle: hey do you want me to pull a dirty niko on you
niko: ah fuck yeah

by _astr02 January 21, 2022

Size 13 men’s nikes

a torture device look out for dem size 13 men’s nikes

I wear size 13 men’s nikes. bEaT tHaT

by how.rude October 22, 2019

niket

a place to live, residence.

This is a nice niket to live in.

by goodeditor4life October 16, 2011

niko mcbrain

the amazing drummer for the best metal band ever, iron maiden.

niko mcbrain has a right foot that is not from this world

by brutaldeath August 4, 2007

nike sock

weed in a condom

nick had a nike sock in his back pocket

by popcorn hands September 23, 2016

niko

niko is a very good guy bestfriend. He’s very loyal. He is also a good dancer

person 1: did you see that guy dancing?!
person 2: yea it was niko

by ari!!!! May 1, 2019

Nikhedonia

The joy of thinking about probable future success-.

Jeff: "Dude, I had a dream in which I worked so hard that I got all the money"

Bezos: "Good that Nikhedonia isn't supporting our hyper capitalistic system in such a way that people dream about future materialistic glory through hard work and labor which in our monopolistic society is just a myth upheld by the upper class trying to get the most out of their laborers."

Jeff: "what"

Bezos: "Down with the bourgeoisie!! Long live the society of the proletarians!!!"

by Erik Uden September 25, 2020