nigel snitchberry

A porn stached man who resembles Nigel Thornberry who is also a company informant.

There goes Nigel Snitchberry spying on the guys again!

by The Punisher4 May 19, 2017

lying nigel

the cunt who even lies when asked the time

lying nigel counts to a billion

by mrs tosser August 6, 2025

Nigel

A "Nigel" is someone that has a hair cut that looks like Nigel's haircut, the evil bird in Rio.

Yo bro you're "tchass" is so bwi
Yeah bro you are Nigel

by user45756278646563 November 2, 2023

Nigel

The definition of Lover, the sweetest, sexiest, most charming and horny boy around. A man every girl can not resist

Friend 1: “Did you see Nigel today”
Friend 2: “Ugh do you mean that walking Sex symbol??”
Friend 1: “Yeah that’s the one ;)”

by dreamer20015 August 13, 2020

nigels free parking

using dead mums parking disability badges. spaz fraud

nigels free parking cool

by mrs tosser November 12, 2025

a nigel danger wank.....

a nigel danger wank
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.

a nigel danger wank....... splat

by mrs tosser October 7, 2025

Nigel

Nigel is a true chad😎.
He is the best there is.
The best there was.
And the best there ever will be.

Nigel is awesome, Nigel is cool, Nigel is the best, Nigel is the best there ever esisted

by A true chad November 23, 2021