Nick or Nicholas is the second worst basketball player in America. If you’re a nick you probably get whooped by you’re Asian mom everyday after school for no apparent reason. There is a 100% chance that if you’re name is nick, you’re homosexual. Don’t be a nick
by Speedo torpedo November 6, 2019
Get the Nickmug. also known as nickleback
nick is the funniest person youll ever meet in your entire fucking life. he gets the whole squad laughing with zero effort. seriously, its crazy. insane. so is he. hes crazy and insane and everyone loves that about him. he gives no fucks and says what we wants bc hes fucking badass. hes so cool you get the shivers when youre near him. thats just what nick does to you. along with all of this, as if it couldnt get any better, hes nice. imagine being cool and badass, but also nice. hes literally the whole deal. the full package. when you talk to nick, you get goosebumps and you actually hear angels singing in your head. its like soft hymns for real. because hes like an effing god. nick is god.
nick is the funniest person youll ever meet in your entire fucking life. he gets the whole squad laughing with zero effort. seriously, its crazy. insane. so is he. hes crazy and insane and everyone loves that about him. he gives no fucks and says what we wants bc hes fucking badass. hes so cool you get the shivers when youre near him. thats just what nick does to you. along with all of this, as if it couldnt get any better, hes nice. imagine being cool and badass, but also nice. hes literally the whole deal. the full package. when you talk to nick, you get goosebumps and you actually hear angels singing in your head. its like soft hymns for real. because hes like an effing god. nick is god.
A: man, lifes been shit rn
B: bro, just pray to nick
A: dont you mean god?
B: whats the difference?
- - -
A: i just got the chills bro
B: bro, look up. its nick.
A: well that explains that!
B: bro, just pray to nick
A: dont you mean god?
B: whats the difference?
- - -
A: i just got the chills bro
B: bro, look up. its nick.
A: well that explains that!
by asicks May 10, 2022
Get the nickmug. by Heyahhhhhh November 15, 2017
Get the Nickmug. An extremely depressed kid that only find happiness in listening to edgy music and talking about his suicidal tendencies. He's not quite emo but has a few friends that somehow still hang out with him even though he constantly tells them how annoying they are. You will find him sitting alone in the back of the class listening to something like Panic! at the Disco or My Chemical Romance.
1: "hey, have you seen Nick around?"
2: "yeah, I just saw him listening to Camisado by Panic! at the Disco"
1: "what else is new?"
2: "yeah, I just saw him listening to Camisado by Panic! at the Disco"
1: "what else is new?"
by panic! at the dick May 24, 2018
Get the Nickmug. A very proper teenage boy that thinks he is an old man who likes everything to be formal. He enjoys pastimes that were usually enjoyed in the century before his current time. A Nick will always start to bald during his middle teenage years and will never admit that this is actual balding, but rather that the shower pressure is too high. He enjoys listening to a wide range of old music, but if this old music is remixed into a modern rap version, he will not enjoy it at all. In fact, he will grumble and complain about it like the old man he thinks he is.
*Somebody listening to 'Baby Come Back'*
Friend: "Oh you are such a Nick!"
Nick: "Oh don't be so ridiculous!"
Friend: "Oh you are such a Nick!"
Nick: "Oh don't be so ridiculous!"
by TWSSAV December 10, 2019
Get the Nickmug. Nick is a schweet dude sometimes he goes by Robert nick is a big dick nigga he is good at sims 4, minecrfat and tf2 he is a good friend he likes big jiggly shmackers
by daddycatfish415 April 22, 2021
Get the Nickmug. Some wankbag/wanker that will steal your bagel, girlfriend and has a huge penis. His best friends name is Connor and they are both fat kids together under the supremacy of the fat council. Also they co-own a Minecraft server.
by YEETUSMYFEETUSBITCH June 20, 2021
Get the Nickmug.