metrosexual

One who is sexually attracted to large metropolitan cities, derived from the the words metropolitan (huge city) and sexual (wants to do the no-pants-dance with)

You - What the hell, is that guy trying to have his way with a traffic light?!

Me - He must be metrosexual

You - Doesn't that word mean he's straight but likes gay culture?

Me - No, shut up! Whenever someone says that, an etymologist cries

by I heart words November 25, 2007

metrosexual

In most of the US: A straight male who is often mistaken as homosexual because of the way he looks/talks/dresses. Metrosexuals are usually into good grooming and healthy habits.

In the southern US: Any man who showers three or more times a week.

Southern Definition:
A) Liek, woah, you smell naice billybob, didja take a showerr las' week?

Billybob: No, ah showerr evvy day!

A) Billybob, yer sucha metrosexual.

by RayBan February 16, 2004

metrosexual

Metrosexual is a man an touch with his femanine side loves to pamper himself.

FOR EG. DAVID BECKHAM, BEN AFFLECK, boy bands like BLUE, AARON KWOK, Taiwanese pop star Vanness Wu, Hrithik Roshan.

by KIT LAM March 9, 2004

metrosexual

A heterosexual guy who is pretty much borderline fag.

David the metrosexual dropped his chapstick as he was putting it back into his European handbag. He was just on his way to get a manicure.

by Stew Money April 25, 2010

Metrosexual

Individual who likes to have sex (or bling-bling) on trains

I hated sitting next to two metrosexuals on the subway

by Master M June 25, 2005

metrosexual

Sexually prefers to be with a bus, or "do it" on a bus

Not funny enough to come up with an example for Metrosexual

by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005

metrosexual

a man who spends an excessive amout of time on his appearance, in a dressing room, in the mirror, or in front of a camera.

God, Joshie, you're such a metrosexual!

by vegeta*is*better March 8, 2007