muffin time

Another name for 12:30, the magical time of day when people make muffins.

Joey: Hey! What time is it?
Muffy: IT'S MUFFIN TIME!
Alan: Uh, actually it's 12:30!
Muffy: SOMEBODY KILL ME!

by budderguy42 December 15, 2015

douche muffin

a man that acts like a douche bag and has a muffin top.

That kid that lives on third story in baddour is such a douche muffin

by homer d. poe December 6, 2007

chocolate muffin

The most delicious muffin!

I need a chocolate muffin for my banana nuttin

c'mon girl, just gimme that stuff/you'll be huffin 'n puffin' when I'm stuffin that muffin/.....gimme that chocolate muffin/hot out the oven/your chocolate muffin

by DoubleDee-licious September 27, 2010

Muffin Head

Someone that is crazy and/or stupid. Mostly both. They're sometimes an idiot too..

(Kim Kardashian got a divorce after only 2 and a half months)

Kim is a muffin head.

by Diedrich Knickerbocker January 3, 2012

Runt Muffin

A person of marginal intelligence who enjoys partaking in the exploration of upward concavities. Contrary to popular belief, runt muffins are usually obese, despite their limited diet of female genitalia.

Schmandie is such a runt muffin, did you see the way she looked at the cashier's nether regions?

by ritalinaddict September 23, 2009

Muffin Mingle

girl version of a sausage fest

that party was a total muffin mingle last night, where were the guys at?!

by Jputh November 29, 2009

Madame Muffin

A girl who insists on wearing shirts that are absurdly tight and skinny jeans, resulting in an "extreme" muffin top.

I swear, madame muffin over there is poppin out blueberrys

by mella rouge July 27, 2008