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Morton's Phase

Morton's Phase is generally categorised where by productive effort grinds to a halt and may even tend to the negative.
Morton's phase is kicking in, I'm so easily distracted from work.
by Mr Blobby 52 March 18, 2017
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Mortify

This word means when your ashamed or feel bad of yourself. You don’t feel as good as you usually will feel like.
Friend: I feel mortify

You: Why do you feel ashamed of yourself?
by lizziehamel@gmail.com February 7, 2020
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Mortimer Jordan

Well, a school where football is praised and academics are made into a joke, it’s full of daddy’s money little sluts, preppy sluts who think they own the world, a few normal people, and then people who will probably marry their sketch book or an animal when they’re older. Also this school is filled with nicotine addicts, sluts, and rednecks!
guy1: do you go to mortimer jordan
guy2: yes why
guy3: i bet its aweful
by TheBiggestBitch April 14, 2020
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morten kinnie

morten kinnie in definition is some who worships their lord and saviour Morten the Math teacher. They will drink his spit and lick his feet if they had a chance. Most of them are probably blonde and really tall. Hide your children if you ever see them in the wild. They are scary scary and terrifying CREATURES
"Did u meet that Mortan Kinnie?"
"Yes i did and i was also with my kids, i had to hide them away and cross the street.. pisskink those morten kinnies"
by mortenkinniesurvivor August 23, 2021
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A Morter

A person who is easily angered, very dramatic and likes to talk a lot. He is also very sensitive to things and has a tough time getting over issues and letting things go.
Cheney punched Bush out because Bush was being a Morter.
by BustANut222 April 9, 2009
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the mortal kombat

Besides being a kick ass fighting game mortal kombat also refers to a state of intoxication.

After a long night of drinking your head droops down and starts to bobble around. Much like in mortal kombat moments before the game says FINISH HIM. In which the person falls over and passes out.
Joe: Yo check at Rich lol, he's got the mortal kombat going. Should we finish him?

Kev: DAM RIGHT

ANNOUNCER: FINISH HIM
Rich finishes one more shot hits the ground and passes out.
by BECKDADDY62 February 12, 2010
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Bricks-and-mortar friend

A real, tangible friend, that you hang with and go out for beers with, as opposed to a virtual online friend like that person you never talked to in high school that you now comment back and forth on social networks like Facebook.
I'm sick of sitting on Facebook for 4 hours a night and commenting on peoples' semi-witty status updates. I need to get some more bricks-and-mortar friends and get out of the house.
by CO_jcd July 15, 2011
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