mopsicle

A popsicle that was secretly dipped in the toilet. Also see turdsicle

1: Did you take the last blue one?
2: Sure did, sucker!
1: You know that was a mopsicle, right?
2: DAMN! SET UP AGAIN!!!

by FUNKbrs June 25, 2005

morical

half way between moral, and ethical

"i went to crufts yesterday. i let all the dogs go, because they looked silly"
"oh, how very morical of you"

by aaronimus September 1, 2008

Monica

The most Amazing Girl in the world with her amazing face and breathtaking eyes. Monica is the most loyal girl you can ever date.

I love you Monica.

by Drin and Ibraham August 1, 2022

manuel mojica

A person who will have a great amount of money

Manuel mojica is the richest person on earth

by manuel mojica July 10, 2017

Santa Monica Sandman

The dictionary term for when one throatfucks a girl on the beach before tossing sand in her face immediately following ejaculation. An act so named for the location from which it originated--Santa Monica.

Dude, did you hear about Cigar Guy? He boned that chick on the beach and gave her a total Santa Monica Sandman! Chick couldn't see for hours.

by DMULESBURNER September 21, 2021

Less moping more coping

A strategy developed by Double AA that encourages people to accept that there are things that you can't control, and you must accept them. In addition, there are things in life that you can control, and you have failed at and missed opportunities for a personally desired outcome, but you must let these events go and not haunt you, in order to properly recover and prepare and execute better potentially successful opportunities in the future.

You unfortunately failed your Advanced Underwater Basket Weaving Mid-Term today Alex. Don't let this poor performance define or affect you too much. Less moping more coping! As long as you remember that, you can rebound this semester and repair your grade.

by Double_AA February 5, 2023

Monica

Monica is a fun, energetic, funny, nice, weird, out-going, and creative girl! She is fun to be around with but, she can be sometimes...bossy a little bit. She loves fashion and to look her best! Once, you're her friend you won't have any regrets because, she is the most fun and nice person to be with! You can be locked in a room with her with a while day and never get bored. She is the most beautiful girl! She is a softie on the outside but, in the inside she is strong. So, you wouldn't want to mess with her. But, if you do mess with a Monica. She can go to her friends and they will kick your ass. XD Monica is amazing in every way!

Person A: is that Monica?
Person B: Yep! Don't wanna mess with her because her friends will kick your ass! XD

by JLok July 7, 2017