monks walk

During the winter months, the small pathway in Surrey referred to as Monks Walk becomes a holy grail for Thorpe Park Fanboys. They flock to it in their dozens, hoping to get a glimpse of the precious rides, and perhaps construction of new ones.

Many have been known to try jumping the fence, only to start crying when they realise that there is barbed wire, and when they get back to school having bunked off they'll have to explain the cuts.

I'm going down Monks Walk to take some photos of the construction

I went down Monks Walk earlier. Nothing to see.

by Mr Blobby January 09, 2005

Monks of "Blooooooooh"

The Monks of "Blooooooooh" are a secret society based in parts of Northern Delaware, paritcularly Wilmington, Greenville, and Hockessin. They are the keepers of the sacred words, and are knowledgable in the ways of the o0o0o. They are also the inventors/users of the form of measurement known as Parape.

A Man walks up to one of the Monks of "Blooooooooh"

Man - Hello sir, how are you doing?
Monk - O0o0o0o0o0o0o0o!!
Man - Excuse me, what did you just say??
Monk - Uhuhuhuhuhuh!

Monk - Excuse me sir, how much do you weigh?
Man - 138 pounds.
Monk- No, in Parapes!
Man - What is a parape?
Monk- 69 pounds, so you weigh 2 parapes!

by Hugh Maha August 11, 2010

monke swim

when the monke is swimming

Non celebrity as a joke:I hate monkey swim
Cool guy: its monke swim, and you cringey
Frick dude/me: Bruh ban Non_celebrity_as_a_joke1938

by Frick dude! February 23, 2022

monke balls

a very nice and smooth surfice

monke balls

by SecretNoob February 10, 2022

sitting monk

A type of sexual position in which the male or lady-boy, basically whoever has the penis sits indian-style with his legs crossed over one another on the floor preferably on a comfortable and somewhat cushioned surface, such as a yoga mat, with his back against a wall or sturdy surface and his arms pressed against his sides in an upward manner while his hands are extended out to the side as if he's asking his partner for spare change. Then, the women will sit in his lap placing his penis into her vagina or anus, squatting into the gap created by the man's legs being crossed, with her knees bent and feet facing forward she will place her hands in his palms to use as leverage and begin sliding up and down on his cock (usually while chanting).

Chris: Hey man, I've got an extra ticket to the game tonight do you want to go with me?
Phillip: Sorry man, I can't tonight! Jenny and I are going to temple this evening.
Chris: Temple?!? I didn't know you two were Buddhists?!?

Phillip: Oh! We're not! Jenny bought this new kamasutra book the other day and tonight we're trying the sitting monk position. I suppose I'm supposed to be Buddha and she's going to worship my cock or something. Afterwards, I'm going to bless her with my holy water if you know what I mean???
Chris: Holy water??? That's Catholic not Buddhist!
Phillip: Whatever, I'm getting laid.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

Punching the Monk

masturbation. The tip of a penis resembles the shiney bald head of a monk. See also punching the midget punching the munchkin punching the cyclops

After 50 minutes of punching the monk, Don was wasted.

by bill1970 July 09, 2010

braindead monk

someone beyond braindead, to the point of acting like a monkey

"That kid is a braindead monk"
"Yeah he is so dumb."

by boterton December 31, 2017