mommy sacks

Large Breasts of seasoned woman

Holy shit Geoff! Look at the mommy sacks on that milf.

by Mike James McC November 19, 2007

origami mommy

A chick that can bend in all the right ways.

Michelle is great in the sack she is an origami mommy.

by Donnie2Light July 10, 2009

Mommy method

One of the many methods men use to get bitches. It can be found in action on twitter 90% of the time. To use this method you simply have to go to a bad bitches twitter page, find one of their pics and reply with mommy and the baby emoji. Sometimes you can switch it up by saying "Me want milky". However this method does not always work and you have to be very dedicated to it. You have a higher chance of scaring the bad bitch then getting her and you will also seem like a utter maniac to anyone who doesn't see the vision.

"Mommy method going up tap in"

by Just another internet nigga January 13, 2022

Mommy Ahizer

A DTA boi

Who stole the purified cheese? Must have been Mommy Ahizer

by CHEESTEAK-EATING eagles fan February 9, 2022

mommy special

When a Mom's meal becomes her kid(s) leftovers.

Restaurants have daily specials but mother's can always get the "Mommy special", which is the food her kid(s) don't eat.

by niramaya December 8, 2014

electro mommy

The one and only Ei and who I simp for in Genshin impact

Me: I Just pulled electro mommy!

Other guy: which one?

Me: Obviously Ei you dumb mf..

by [Insert_NameHere] February 7, 2023

starbucks mommy

The yoga pants wearing, prancer sizing group of moms hanging out at Starbucks post yoga talking about how awesome their kids are.

Mom 1: Did you get Celesta started up in gymnastics yet?
Mom 2: We sure did. Her dance teacher said we needed to get her started before she was three if we really wanted her to be competitive.
Girl across Starbucks: I wish my husband worked 90 hours a week so I could be a Starbucks mommy. *rolls eyes*

by Torib82 April 6, 2016