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modernite

1. A person with little to no moral

compass, someone who does not have
any talent albeit that of cheating .
2. Term used for the alumni of a school that prides itself on teaching the new age(modern) thieves, beggars, and scam artists.
Hey that pervert is such a modernite!
Dont steal stuff, people will label you as a modernite.
by Truth hath been spoken July 19, 2019
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Modern Feminism

Used to describe a group of people who hates men. Some men are brainwashed into thinking they are into modern feminism. Luckly its only a S I M P that would fall for it

You can usually spot a modern feminist because they have got coloured hair or an abusive dad.
"I believe all men should die and women should take over" - Karen
"Ah, so you support modern feminism" - Your average Joe
by Narafd March 27, 2021
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Modern Warfare 2

The second worst FPS to be released ever.

If you're looking for:
- Broken Online Gameplay
- Shitty P2P
- Most of your Xbox/PS3 controllers broken within a week

Then this is the game for you.
Guy 1: So, you played Modern Warfare 2 yet?

Guy 2: Yeah, It's pretty terrible. I'd rather play World At War than this piece of shit.
by Akeraz February 20, 2010
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call of duty 6 modern warfare 2

ridiculous over stimulation of the mind, leading to prolonged periods of trailer watching and twitter blogging, and in extreme cases, suicide.
"I WANT TO PLAY CALL OF DUTY 6 MODERN WARFARE 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
by guybob12121 May 24, 2009
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Modern Nomad

Anyone who hasn't lived in one place more than 3 years in the last decade of their life and has no idea when or where they will ever settle down for good.
(i.e. Modern Nomads cannot call themselves "locals" anywhere because they haven't been there long enough and probably wont be.)

* Does not carry the negative connotation of someone who does this homelessly and/or without being a legally, gainfully, productive member of society.
by KatDilan March 5, 2012
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modren

The real name for "post-modernism"
It's the stage we got to after the "modern" age

Often misnamed the "digital" age, or the "age of information" by academic historians and other pitiful creatures who spend most of their short days trapped in a small room with a computer screen, we often forget that most of the world's population has no access to "digitalism" or even gives a shit about it since they're still worried about getting access to basic medication or food on the table or not dying in some kraut's imperialist wet dream (cheney, bush, reagan, mugabi, obama, putin, and all the world's rich cocksucking warmongers). And I'll be damned if you guys think we have any information worthy enough to name our collective existence after given the present state of affairs.

"Modrenism": (What emerged out of "modernism" )The idea that we have vast amounts of resources to feed and make the world function and use them "rationally" to serve a purpose with the least amount of resources possible.
And so it came to pass that, in the year 2011, at the dawn of the modren age...thirty percent of the population of the USA were self-destructively obese while children on the other side of the world were still dying of malnutrition. We live in ugly shitholes but use most of our metal on making cellphones and copious quantities of cars that are going to A)break down shortly, B) ferry us around to our little appointments with our little lives while we might be better off to chill a bit.

-Billydear, have you seen the new housing developments?
They're so exciting and modren!

-Wow, that's some really impressive modern art!
- modern art was eighty years ago, this is modren art, a deliberate break from the past.
by kidneyswap February 20, 2011
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(CODMW2)
A very boring game to watch for the girlfriend.

We don't care about your kill and death ratio. Or how the way you just shot the enemy looked badass. Trust us, there is no need to yell across the house and make us run (doing the most exercise we have done in months) to where ever you are, only to watch your replay of you shooting some guy in the head ("headshot!").
OH, and we don't care about the type of guns you found or got.

There is also no need to play it with the surround sound on...its just the sound of gunshots over over and over. You have already played the game so many times that you could recite what the guy is saying.
Girl 1: "....at my boyfriends. He's playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2."
Girl 2: "oh man, that's sucks. Has he talked to you at least?"
Girl 1: " Nope, not really... He just keeps yelling to his roommates in the livingroom telling him where he's at so they can kill him for some 'infected thingy'. I could prolly leave and he wouldn't know the difference."
Girl 2: " Damn! Good thing COD can't get them laid or we'd all be screwed"

-- its ok...Chandler, I still love you.
by H loves C February 3, 2010
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