Millennial Friends

When one of them fucks up or when they disagree, they post petty shit on social media rather than being the grown ass people they about to be in the real world and work it out, because no human is fucking perfect.

Another pair of millennial friends bites the dust.

by 937463829 February 2, 2019

Millennial crackhead

The newest generation of crackheads who can't do anything because they have no skills and complete laziness.

Think you can have a crackhead fix this?
"Nah man, he's a millennial crackhead. He can't even mow a damn lawn without tweaking."

"Old crackheads could literally guard your house at $20 bucks a week and a case of beer. Nowadays these millennial crackheads can't do anything."

by Ttess1 September 3, 2023

Millennial Spliff

When somebody simultaneously hits an e-cigarette and a dab pen

Damn bro is that a millennial spliff?

by bdan-313 September 24, 2019

millennial grey

The common grey color walls a millennial likes in a house. Often looks like a starter home with white cabinets and matt black cabinet handles.

I noticed you painted your walls millennial grey.

by Kkyle08 December 6, 2024

Millennial hooha

Genitalia of a female born after 1985

I asked her to clean the kitchen and she said, "lick my millennial hooha"

by Jush_the_kush_91 August 23, 2017

Millennial

A term used to describe any person born between 1981 and 1996.

"Scott's turning 25 this year, in 2021. Yeah, he's a Millennial, but just barely."

by FluffyDreamer November 28, 2021

Millennial Aspirin

MDMA, Molly, Beans, Ecstasy

It's called Millennial Aspirin because Millennials pop Molly like Aspirin, get it?

by IG Models Are Manna From God November 15, 2023