Mildrum

A rarely seen creature, the Mildrum has four limbs. The two legs are springy for bouncing, as that is how it travels. The two arm like appendages are often used for grabbing and snatching at things. It has very light hair and dark rings around its eyes.

If, by chance you do come across this creature, it makes a quacking-squeaking noise if you manage to grab it. During the mating seasons (spring and fall), the males are most attracted to females with long hair standing straight up on their heads.

Was that a Mildrum that just ran through the woods?!

by Prof. Frances Robert July 3, 2011

Miked

Someone that consumes a large quantity of alcohol and then proceeds to remove all their clothing, but shoes, to go for a swim. Thereafter, goes for a 60 minute search of their accommodation, only 30metres away, and in the process becomes a neighbour botherer.

Anton got Miked after a few big daddys at Hooters.

by Dusty Lark July 23, 2012

Mile Run

A Gym test that's worse than the FitnessGram pacer test itself. Basically, the moronic Gym teacher kicks your ass out onto the hot paved concrete, and demands you to run around the school (or somewhere else) 10 times. If you ran a mile in less than 7 minutes, congrats. But if you end up killing your legs for more than 11 minutes, then you're fucked up.

Liam: Bro, I just wasted 13 minutes of my life doing the mile run.

Jeremy: 13 minutes? What a slow bitch. I only ran a mile in 5 minutes.

Liam: So that's why I see you running down the streets like a retard everyday, blocking drivers from going to Chipotle.

by ThatOneDummy May 4, 2019

Whopper Mile

Eat a Whopper. Run 1 lap around a high school track.
Eat another Whopper. Run another lap.
Eat another Whopper. Run another lap.
Eat another Whopper. Run another lap.

First one to finish without barfing wins.

We had 8 people start the Whopper Mile contest, but only 3 finished. What a mess.

by Richard H January 17, 2008

childo mildo

telling someone to calm down. Or to be extremely chilled

ex1. Childo mildo

by hasselhoffman February 26, 2009

half mile under club

Sex in a train going through the Channel Tunnel between England and France, parts of which are half a mile below sea level.

Normally in a toilet but the Half Mile Under Club with Distinction is in a carriage while others are present.

by dustyp August 14, 2009

Diu maledissa

The expression means exactly "Goddamn" (God=Dio; maledissa=damn) in the dialect of the city of Piacenza (Italy) and his neighbourhood

"Diu maledissa i bagai..." (God damn the children...)

by Nikolaj Gogol January 12, 2011