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A rarely seen creature, the Mildrum has four limbs. The two legs are springy for bouncing, as that is how it travels. The two arm like appendages are often used for grabbing and snatching at things. It has very light hair and dark rings around its eyes.

If, by chance you do come across this creature, it makes a quacking-squeaking noise if you manage to grab it. During the mating seasons (spring and fall), the males are most attracted to females with long hair standing straight up on their heads.
Was that a Mildrum that just ran through the woods?!
by Prof. Frances Robert July 1, 2011
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