Tuloso Midway

Tuloso Midway is a trash potato trashcan experience and their cafeteria serve trashy mashed potatoes that usually end up it the trash. The students here are all couch potatoes and grow up to be on “My 600-lb life”. Their track is shaped like an unpeeled potato yet their football field is kinda wacky.their scoreboard isn’t as good as flour bluffs and it’s their concessions serve dog food. Also there is a hole to peek into the girls bathroom from the boys... 🤫🤭

Tuloso midway is actually Area 51. Who knew aliens liked taters

by Bruhtard69 July 18, 2019

midway

A company that can't make good racing games aside from the S.F. Rush series, and plain sucks at light gun games.

by dj_gs68 November 3, 2003

Midwest Muffin

When a male gapes out another males ass with his fist and then takes a muffin (Flavor of his choice) and starts to feed the gaping hole the muffin. When the asshole tightness back up the male then proceeds to suck put the muffin with his mouth and his hands tied behind his mouth

The other day I walked in on bill and tom doing a "Midwest Muffin"

by bignawstydawg April 10, 2015

midflight refuel

During anal sex, the man will pee into the anus

I was going hard on Amy and I had to piss so decided to midflight refuel her

by Sammerson October 21, 2017

midwife

A wife who isn't as attractive as all the other guys' wives who are out there winning, but at least she's a great mother.

Origin of midwife.

POSTED by Twitter user @Benaskren.

"I’ve seen some guys posting on social media lately about how they are winning bc their wife is attractive, while I don’t disagree I think finding a wife who is a great mother is 500% more important!!! Thanks @Abamaby for being such a great mom to our kids."

by temo.def April 26, 2023

Midwestern State University

Midwestern State University: Where the local goose problem is handled with caustic gases – because when geese overstay their welcome, even the air has a way of reminding them it's time to migrate.

they merked them geese at midwestern state university

by Theadore guisel October 27, 2023

Midwest

States in the U.S. that aren't quite west, not quite mid. Colorado, Arizona, Utah, New Mexico, etc. It's 2007 folks, the west isn't the Mississippi anymore.

Denver is in the midwest, not Chicago. Have you looked at a map lately?

by Trent Bailey January 6, 2008