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Canadian microwave

A sexual where one partner is laying face down on the floor, or a bed, and the other repeatedly stuffs the partners anus with electric hand warmers, until no more can fit.
Hey Roger, I was thinking we could do the Canadian microwave tonight.
by pastramillion November 15, 2018
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Russian Microwave

by BlGDADDY February 19, 2011
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Microwave head

Pretty much when one feels like they're being microwaved. Usually due to an excess of bad Chinese food, stress, or whatever else drives one to a lack of sanity.
Friend 1: whoa, is Tobey okay?
Friend 2: yeah, probs just a case of microwave head.

Tobey: *stares into space like a zombie*
by Bweeeeent November 18, 2015
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Microwavable paintbrushes

The most random thing ever. Referred to on social media as "the ultimate invention that can do just about anything".
"Hey, have you heard about microwavable paintbrushes? I heard they were very important!"

"What the horcrux is that?"

"Microwavable paintbrushes! I even heard zombies are allergic to them!"

"There's no such thing as zombies, smeg head!"

"Not anymore...."
by xBOREDgeek November 6, 2016
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microwave news

When news is so ridiculously hard to believe that it sounds like Kelly Conway said it, i.e. microwaves can take pictures of you without you knowing it.
I read some microwave news today, "Trump is now saying he was hypnotized by Michelle Obama to say stupid shit on twitter during the campaign."
by naynay1984 March 23, 2017
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Microwaves

Microwaves help me stay until 6 in the morning.
by Joe.mp3 June 26, 2020
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Microwave at 3 am

The loudest fucking thing in existence. Will wake up you're whole neighborhood.
Person: So why are you grounded again?
Me: I set of the microwave at 3 am. I just wanted some damn soup.

Person: well that sucks
by HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA May 24, 2022
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