by Ahumanthatexists June 24, 2021
Get the Emo microwave Samsung refrigerator mug.Macro-Microwaving is the act of entering an excessive amount of time to cook something in the microwave but standing by to remove the item when it is finished cooking.
Person 1 in work break room waiting to use microwave: "Whoa, 20 minutes for a bowl of soup?"
Person 2 in work break room trying to use microwave: "Relax, I'm macro-microwaving."
Person 2 in work break room trying to use microwave: "Relax, I'm macro-microwaving."
by rufusclay November 9, 2013
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A sexual where one partner is laying face down on the floor, or a bed, and the other repeatedly stuffs the partners anus with electric hand warmers, until no more can fit.
by pastramillion November 15, 2018
Get the Canadian microwave mug.by BlGDADDY February 19, 2011
Get the Russian Microwave mug.Pretty much when one feels like they're being microwaved. Usually due to an excess of bad Chinese food, stress, or whatever else drives one to a lack of sanity.
Friend 1: whoa, is Tobey okay?
Friend 2: yeah, probs just a case of microwave head.
Tobey: *stares into space like a zombie*
Friend 2: yeah, probs just a case of microwave head.
Tobey: *stares into space like a zombie*
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Get the Microwave head mug.When news is so ridiculously hard to believe that it sounds like Kelly Conway said it, i.e. microwaves can take pictures of you without you knowing it.
I read some microwave news today, "Trump is now saying he was hypnotized by Michelle Obama to say stupid shit on twitter during the campaign."
by naynay1984 March 23, 2017
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