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audiographic memory 

The ability to recite, mimic, or repeat sounds, music, gossip, lyrics, tunes, and other sensations captured through hearing, rather efficiently. The term audiographic memory is not an actual word. The correct terminology is Eidetic memory.

Basically you can hear things only once or twice, and you're able to repeat.

This is extremely helpful when arguing with someone, about something someone else said, or they had said prior to the argument.
You : "Mom said take out the garbage."

Sibling : "No, she said you had to!"

*Mom comes home*

Mom : "Why haven't you taken out the garbage!?"

You : "Told you."

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photogenic memory 

The opposite of having a photographic memory, the character in question actually believes the girl/guy from last night was a 9.

They were not.
Don't listen to Lance's tales of sexual conquest, he has a photogenic memory, and a stained polo shirt.

Catalog Memory 

Memories and information are stored in the brain like files in an office. Stacks and stacks of irrelevant bullshit stored right next to stacks and stack of useful knowledge, however they are rarely confused. Unfortunately, there is no governing form of organization like alphabetical order or topical arrangement, but the thinker is still confident that after flipping through pages and pages of bullshit they will come to the idea/image/fact/etc they were looking for.
Person 1: "I love looking at leaves in the fall."
A person with Catalog Memory: Flips through the molecular process of photosynthesis, looks at the person, thinks about where their shirt was made and what language those people speak, imagines having sex with person 1 and where they would do it, thinks about photosynthesis again, then finds a memory relevant to the original comment. After about 10-20 seconds, person with catalog memory says: "My family and I used to take a road trip down the river every year. We'd stop at a bunch of parks to look at the leaves."

Stonergraphic Memory 

Similar but opposite of a "photographic memory". A stonergraphic memory is when you are too stoned and forget simple or everyday things
"Damn, i forgot about class again!"
"its cuz of your stonergraphic memory"
Stonergraphic Memory by JohnnyP420 September 22, 2012

homographic memory

an ability possessed by the gay best friend to remember every outfit you own, and shame you for the
"when interviewing a new gay best friend, it is a good idea to ask around about his homographic memory average, to keep the necessary emotional friction"
homographic memory by JellyD October 23, 2013

genetic memory

The passing down of special gifts,skills,talents,and abilities by ancestors.
Gerald is overly convinced that genetic memory is the only logical explanation for his miraculous 30 day survival in the wilderness.

floating memory 

Phrase that can be used to explain the forgetting habit after smoking weed and feeling blank in mind.
Hey man! The two puffs I got from that blunt,gave me the greatest floating memory ever.
floating memory by Elianiray July 4, 2016