Melvin

George’s pet python she used to scare off kit

George threw Melvin at kit

by Didgrueisiavdjddksh August 14, 2022

Melvin

melvin is a man with a big, juicy and a tasty ballsack. He is also very kind.

Oh, look over there, that guy is so melvin

by gayman69429 April 17, 2020

Melvin

An insult used by traders and the investment community for whenever someone egregiously short-sells a stock/commodity/cryptocurrency to the point of insolvency.

"Hey did you see that huge 3000 BTC short at $12,500 get liquidated at $15,000?"
"Yea bro, what a Melvin, everybody knows that all bears die."

by HFSP January 26, 2021

Melvin

The sexiest handsome man in the world. He gets all the milfs and bitches he wants. He is also a machine in the gym and destroys his workout partners every time. He is also the best in video games and gives you punches when you look stupid.

Melvin the ultimate Milf banger

by Hucvkc November 23, 2021

Melvin

1) A weird name, like the marshon front Looney Tools
2) A name for a frontal wedgie

1) Melvin just died
2) I got an atomic Melvin from the school bully

by TheButtLickerMan June 6, 2018

Melvin

AMAZING, just an amazing boy who will own your heart, smart, artistic, wonderful to talk to, funny and kind. Will say he is an angry type of person, but he is just the sweetest guy ever.

Look at that guy, he's such a Melvin!

by TheRaccoonMan April 5, 2020

melvin

Smart

melvin is smart
Change my mind

by pee s three27 January 24, 2022