these guys are such Melvins
by @mrkulci August 24, 2018
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by Philth13 January 29, 2023
Get the Melvin mug.A badass friend u can have. Hes there for u. Always. A real one. Dont lose this guy. His a friend and will always stand by your side. Sometimes he compets in chess but im a bomb myself uk. Go check out dominic innit.
by UrbanUser69420 April 26, 2021
Get the Melvin mug.In the years leading up to 2022, Melvin Capital made bets against key stocks within the USA stock market, after retail investors noticed inconsistencies with the stock, specifically the huge short position that Hedge Funds (including Melvin Capital) had accrued. Retail traders realized that these positions would at some stage need to be bought back so they independently decided to buy up the stock.
Melvin Capital essentially went bankrupt due to some very poor decision making and lack of proper risk management.
The phrase "you did a melvin" was coined in 2022 to indicate that your lost money, or made bad decisions which affected you negatively.
Melvin Capital essentially went bankrupt due to some very poor decision making and lack of proper risk management.
The phrase "you did a melvin" was coined in 2022 to indicate that your lost money, or made bad decisions which affected you negatively.
by !Gary Gensler August 17, 2022
Get the you did a melvin mug.An extremely stupid (and somehow not illegal) play on the stock market by an institutional investor which results in billions of dollars of damage to the company who made the play. Typically due to extreme greed such as shorting stock by over %100 in the hopes of buying it back after it drops to zero dollars.
Named for the company holding the short position during the 2021 GME Short Squeeze
Named for the company holding the short position during the 2021 GME Short Squeeze
GME is a company with no intrinsic value! They'll be bankrupt by the end of 2020! Let's Melvin it! What's the worst that could happen? Only a total retard would try to squeeze us here...
by Shallow Fucking Money January 28, 2021
Get the Melvin mug.To make incredibly bad bets which you can't cover. To such a degree that it could fuck up everything in the known world.
As when Melvin Capital engaged in naked short selling causing historic losses and a global financial crisis in 2021.
As when Melvin Capital engaged in naked short selling causing historic losses and a global financial crisis in 2021.
by PuppetJustice November 20, 2021
Get the Melvined mug.A crazy dude that is super cool and really amazing, he is so cool that he starts to drink jäger,
Melvin is amazing and very hilarious and can make people crack up with a bad joke because that is how funny he is lol
Melvin is the coolest name that you could have on the block.
Melvin is amazing and very hilarious and can make people crack up with a bad joke because that is how funny he is lol
Melvin is the coolest name that you could have on the block.
Hey! Have u seen the new kid in class? No, who is it? It is that really funny guy and u probably know his name!
Oh yeah! It's Melvin! He is a crazy and hilarious dude lmao
Oh yeah! It's Melvin! He is a crazy and hilarious dude lmao
by startklar med jäger December 3, 2018
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