Meathammer

When someone is asserting their dominance.

"Did you see Steve?! He brought meathammer down on the guy hitting on his girlfriend! The guy left with his tail between his leg."

by TheNotChoosenOne April 5, 2015

meathead

A person, usually male, who made the wrong life choice, wife choice, career choice, for the usual wrong reasons: prestige, pay, perceived power, poltroonery. A person with no clue, who cannot acknowledge this, even (especially) to himself.

"95% of all practicing planners are meatheads." Prof William Nash.

Everyone is a meathead off his own reservation.

by BRL March 22, 2007

meathead

super muscular puertorican baseball players who often arent aware of how great their bodies are. People often make fun of them because of how amazing they are. there bodies are in peak physical condition, also a guido

synonym: i want u to put that shirtless pic up

steve ur such a meathead, i wish my body was that nice

by sgpuerto October 5, 2010

Meither

a contraction of me and either

Jason: "I truly didn't enjoy that rectal exam!"

Sara:"Meither!"

by RAESTAR December 11, 2002

meathooked

when your hitting your chick from behind, you fish-hook her mouth with your index finger and make her head turn sideways..."i just meathooked my hoe last night"

I was hitting my bitch from backside and i meathooked her ass while i was skeet-skeeting in her...bitch was pissed...

by natedawg202 August 15, 2006

Maithem

someone who is a Jew.

A guy called Maithem usually has many Jewish traits. For example he often scores Jewish goals on fifa.

by waesdfghasd March 26, 2012

Jersey Meathook

O.k...so this is the real definition...In use since at least 1998. While dancing with a women on the dancefloor, you reach over her shoulder all the way down to below her ass...then with two fingers you reach through her legs and hook her from the front. Note: this is much easier if she is short or you arms are super long.

While dancing, Guido gave Gloria the good ole Jersey Meathook!

by Toughie96 December 9, 2008