by Tom wealy December 27, 2021
I did a mechanic car bomb yesterday
by ๐ฑ๐๐๐ ๐ผ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ March 01, 2025
A type of sex act involving a car battery, jumper cables, copious amounts of lubricant and a go-getter attitude. The act involves using the car battery as a means of electro-erotic stimulation, with a non flammable lubricant also being a requirement so that individuals partaking do not get lit on fire.
That guy I went home with last night turned out to be loads of fun once he gave me a good ol' Mechanic's Quick Fix.
by MurderDuck May 28, 2022
When you pin a person down into the doggy style position, spread their anus out with metal clamps, rub butter on their asshole walls as you pour hydrochloric acid and take a sandpaper dildo wrapped in barbed wire and go to town on them.
by MechanicalChrisLover May 25, 2024
So the mechanism is. You grab you shmakalam then fold it put one ball on the top and the other on the bottom then twist , you got the hamburger mechanism . 2. Grab your ball sack hairs and twist them after that braid them together , you have the braided mechanism.
The Mechanism
by Charlie_436 May 31, 2023
A band of immortal space pirates roaming the universe in the starship Aurora. Some say theyโre from a steampunk future, others claim theyโre from a cyberpunk past, a few even whisper that they may be from a dieselpunk alternate now. They are all correct. They are also SO GAY. We love them.
Person 1: WHOA that person over there is Jonathan Sims who plays Jonny d'Ville in the band The Mechanisms???
Person 2: YES! I want to kiss him so bad.
Person 1: Same.
Person 2: YES! I want to kiss him so bad.
Person 1: Same.
by sun tube March 03, 2024
donโt ask the unprofessional mechanic for advice
by armon the top g August 02, 2022