world mechanic

What somebody says when they don't know shit about automobiles but want to sound like they do.

Interviewer: So what skills do you have?
Applicant: I'm a world mechanic. I know cars up, down and sideways!
Interviewer: Riiiiight...

by JeromeDuce22 May 8, 2024

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mechanic hammock

Mechanic hammock is the act of opening your car door and propping your feet up on said door while sitting leaned back in the seat

I'm just chilling in my mechanic hammock

by Texas_Son-1836 November 13, 2021

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mechanics band aid

A Home made band aid made of electrical tape and paper towels

I needed a bandaid so I made a mechanics band aid, made of electrical tape and a paper towel

by 1937265285 October 30, 2017

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Forced Mechanic

Someone who’s a mechanic but collects action figures

The Great Neil Thomas once said, Jerry you are a forced mechanic

by RoboCop210 January 12, 2024

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mechanical welfare

Crypto currency electricity profit and the care of equipment . Please note the moral purchase of the product must have some bearing on the use of it despite purchase else money's worthless.

I must get to work or home to my rig the mechanical welfare sits rotting like stig

by Smarrf March 14, 2018

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A person who drives a toolbox truck (service truck) and provides expedite repairs on heavy equipment which is unreasonable or impossible to deliver to a repair facility. Field mechanics are notorious for working long hours in harsh enviroments

The oil rig broke down? Damn it! Call the Field Mechanic, tell him its an emergency!

by Tjcbiker October 18, 2022

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