mcdonalds soup 

A substance that looks like throwup. Usaly made with mlik water and things on your school lunch tray you don't want.

Me and my friend made mcdonalds soup today with milk ranch oranges and water

mcdonalds soup by sicman May 26, 2014

McDonalds Sprite Treatment 

When you pour McDonalds Sprite inside of a woman's vagina.

When I see her, I'm giving her a McDonalds Sprite Treatment

McDonalds Sprite Treatment by fowmanchoi January 13, 2019

Mcdonalds Syndrome 

The disease of constantly spilling soday, on the ground your self, other people or just in general.

Kris -spills coke-
Sierra: WTF
Kris: Geeze sorry I have Mcdonalds Syndrome.

Mcdonalds Syndrome by sierrasurvey July 27, 2008

mcdonalds shake machine 

A legendary machine said to exist inside of a McDonalds that allegedly serves milkshakes and only works once in a blue moon. If asked about the the machine, the McDonalds employees will almost always deny the allegation and say shake machine broke.

Legend has it that long ago there existed a prosperous time in which mankind was able to enjoy milkshakes from McDonalds. And then the dark times approached, wherein teenagers who were entitled and expected 15 dollars an hour became unwilling to serve milkshakes out of sheer laziness.

Soccer Mom: "Hi! Yes, could I get a chocolate milkshake, from the mcdonalds shake machine, please?"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "Yeah uh, shake machine broke."
Soccer Mom: "Your shake machine is always 'broke'!!!"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "Well it's not going to be fixed any time soon. I am too lazy."
Soccer Mom: "You lazy son of a bitch!"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "How about some chocolate ass cream instead?"
Soccer Mom: "Up yours! Soccer moms will prevail!"

mcdonalds shake machine by Count Fuckyoulot November 24, 2019

McDonalds Strawberry Lemonade

Resembles some what of a woman's urine while on ones period

Girl: I went to the toilet and i did a McDonalds Strawberry Lemonade

McDonalds Strawberry Lemonade by lordmaster1666 June 22, 2017

mcdonalds special sauce

The term means someone who is incredibly lame, that plays a scrub sport, and only one sport

Wow your a mcdonalds special sauce.

mcdonalds special sauce by Tabzsz September 4, 2014

McDonalds Surprise 

You're fucking a girl doggy style and you pull out and spit on her back and when she turns around and smiles you unload in her mouth

"Hey Will, I gave that warpig a McDonalds Surprise last night and she was pissed."

McDonalds Surprise by LDF June 11, 2005