matty

massive muppet

matty is the biggest div i've ever seen

by johnny wonny October 10, 2020

Missionary Matty

catches flies

one trick pony

oh god here comes missionary matty

by pffffasif October 18, 2020

c-matty

A parasite found in a mans testicles, found only with people that constantly masturbate.

A disease that turns a mans penis green and or purple and may have to be castrated.

A male that masturbates so often that orgasms can become painfull and occur in different colors

The doctor told me today, im sorry but you have c-matty

by calikid327 March 6, 2011

Matty Ray Ray

The Biggest no life in all of COD history. He Loves Breakfast and cake. He is easily confused, and or easily confuses people.

Me: "Hey Matty Ray Ray do you wanna play MW2?"

Matty Ray Ray: "Sure Cake."

by MrMilks October 25, 2011

Matti

A person who is capable of doing literally anything.

It is also used to describe gods among men.

Hey man, did you see how that guy just kicked those bullies’s asses?

Yeah man, he’s a total Matti!

by Practical Cod November 24, 2021

Mattis

Literally the best man I’ve ever meet in my life. Mattis is very sensitive, always loyal to his friends, moreover he prefers to have few but sincere friends. He is very attached to his family, he loves them very much. In love, Mattis is the best lover, he is romantic, cares about you. When he chooses you, he is sure of himself! Meeting a Mattis is a chance and being in a relationship with it is awesome.

- What’s your boyfriend name ?

- Mattis !

- OMG you’re too lucky I’m jealous. I need a amazing boyfriend too 😩

by Heheh.34.hi November 23, 2021

Mattis

Mattis is the best person you can meet. Mattis is very sensitive, always loyal to his friends, moreover he prefers to have few but sincere friends. He is very attached to his family, he loves them very much. In love Mattis is the best lover, he is romantic, cares about others. When he chooses you, he is sure of himself! Meeting a Mattis is a chance and being in a relationship with it is awesome.

- What’s your boyfriend name ?

- Mattis !
- OHH you’re so lucky I’m jealous… I need a amazing and beautiful boyfriend too.

by Heheh.34.hi November 23, 2021