Math

The subject used in highschools to prevent worthless morons who don't deserve to live from feeling like they are smart.
A task that can only not be completed by people without a fully functioning brain.
The subject in school that will actually get you a high paying job.

Since I didn't drop math I'll actually go to a good university

by Angela February 2, 2004

maths

What people who failed english think the plural of math is

Guy 1: I have to take 4 maths classes in high school
Guy 2: and retake english...

by Jtgamerguy December 4, 2010

Maths

A subject that should’ve never been invented. It causes depression, anxiety, suicide etc. Whoever invented it should’ve been murdered before they did.

Maths can suck a dick

by IzzieMGS October 31, 2018

Math

A satanic ritual forced to be done to students.

"Got math next." "Oh no, God give you strength to make it thru."

by duckdoo April 24, 2017

Math

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

Shit homework is math.

by Supmynam3iscarlosdiaz May 20, 2017

Math

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

Teacher: time for math!
Students: 😭🔫

by JustaKidThatDoesntLikeMath April 26, 2014

Math

M - Mental
A - Abuse
T - To
H - Humans

Let's go to math class! Jimmy said
NOO!!! It's MATH to humans... Bob cried

by Death Stareee March 8, 2017