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masturbate

what you would be doing if your mom didn’t walk in on you.
Joe was masturbating and his mom walked in on him so he quickly stopped and then he searched up “masturbate” on urban dictionary
by stfu rat November 28, 2019
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masturbate

to make yourself cum so hard by a hand movement.
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Masturbate

The only reason I wish I didn’t have a dick
Me: Hey Timmy, I just masturbated to my wall.

Timmy: Good for you.
by Gammy bear July 18, 2021
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Masturb

A type of exotic bird that looks like cum.
Yo dude, I just masturbated at that masturb over there. Such an elegant bird.
by Barracko Bama September 7, 2022
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masturbation

1) Something 11-17 year old guys do because they don't have anyone to have sex with.

2) Something you watch your sister do after she showers

3) A way to get the erection you get every mourning to go away

4) For men, using your hand to cause an orgasm

5) The only sleep over game for boys other than hand jobs.

6) The favorite activity of my both me and my six year old brother.
Jack sat in his room his room, practicing his favorite sport, masturbation, rubbing his hand up and down his cock until his sister walked in and gave him a new means of pleasure.

Dan could withstand the movie's sex scene any loner. He whipped out his pecker and started to masturbate

Brian gave me 510 bucks to let him film me masturbating
by Penusus, The God of Sex September 21, 2006
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masturbance

Being interrupted while masturbating.
1.) My mom walked in on me while I was masturbating. It was a total masturbance.

2.) The phone was a masturbance. It kept ringing so I couldn't finish masturbating until later.

3.) You're like a cock blocker for masturbating. Get out of my room. This is a masturbance.
by @mrmorrisonful January 30, 2014
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masturbator

a kid who likes to grab his cock while looking at pictures or pornos of women that he will obviously never come close to because he masturbate instead of getting a chick to do it for them.
Jimmy, the math geek, has never had a girlfriend. I hear he spends his lonely nights as a masturbator.
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