St. Marks

A private all-boys school in Dallas, Texas that is exclusively for gentlemen with epic swagger. The ladies lust for the dapper physique of the Marksmen who attend. To get into St. Marks, one must have a 8+ inch penis, which is checked exclusively by the headmaster.

Jeff: Bruh, do you go to St. Marks?
*Daquan shows his penis*
Daquan: You’se is damn straight!

by SpeedyFister21 October 20, 2018

Markes

A markes is a good looking guy with a kind heart, who is loved by many. But because of that fact many jelouse people tend to wish they were important enough to be a markes.

God i wish i could be a markes, but im not important enough!

by TheTzar May 20, 2018

Makosi

A innocent dog who was brutally murdered with poison by his owner who was a jungle warrior.

Did he die of poison

Awwwh,he must have been makosied

by Paldvdkcm. Hcjcj ckzb zzjzox June 15, 2019

markolepsy

Condition wherein the stated objective is to work but being un-able to do so from a severe lack of concentration brought on by a lack of caffeine and an addiction to magazines.

Tom was supposed to write up his report last night but a case of markolepsy kept him from finishing it.

by Jason July 31, 2004

Markish

Term used for an unusually rude and arrogant person. Typically known for crawfishing on bets.

Guy 1 wins a bet, and says, "That was close! Good effort but somebody has to come out on top..." Guy 2(loser of the bet) says, "Whatever I'm not paying you, you just got lucky besides your ugly!" Guy 3 says, "Wow Guy 2 is acting kinda Markish"

by DW Bitchen November 22, 2010

Markophile

a person who experiences many blonde moments who is unable to recognize his own blondeness and who is prone to random bouts of perversion interrupted by markoleptic slumbers

Any blonde guy you know who makes blonde jokes but has a far higher incidence of "blonde moments" than any blonde female and is decidedly blonde but claims to have light-brown hair. This individual is also often prone to randomly timed perverted jokes and a severe form of random narcolepsy dubbed "markolepsy" to make it specific to the markophile in question.

by Mensa_Musings August 18, 2011

Markolepsy

A condition whereby the sufferer falls asleep at will but is unable to re-engage brain quickly. The ability to sleep in any position or situation for a staggering amount of time. Often people with this condition will appear to be awake until you need to elicit some kind of response from them when you realise that they have been asleep the whole time with their eyes open.

Hey is that dude dead in that chair over there?

Nah, he just suffers from Markolepsy.......

Can you believe I just told that dude my whole life story and he just stared at me?!

Ah he's not ingoreing you, he suffers from Markolepsy....

by BarryBoyGenius October 2, 2011