malted butt balls

the little dried up pieces of crap stuck in your butt hairs

I should of wiped my ass better cause now i got malted butt balls.

by daehtihs (backwards shithead) October 24, 2010

Mathematical Entropy

When there is an imbalance in opportunity between one math student and another—say, for instance, between a student born in Singapore and one born in Sudan; or one attending a neighborhood school and another one in an elite or private school—which can be reduced or eliminated by affirmative action policies or by government grants or subsidies.

Covid-19 has exposed the mathematical entropy between those who can afford to study from home and those without a computer or internet connection.

by MathPlus November 25, 2020

mathematics

Bullshit, nonsense, anything that doesn't make sense.

Get the hell outta my face with that mathematics

by badmanahooo August 24, 2005

Malthusiasm

Embracing the coming conditions of a precipitous population decline (as described by Thomas Malthus) with a cheery disposition.

She greeted the news that the Soylent Green supply was going to be particularly plentiful next year with great Malthusiasm because it made such a lovely platform for cheese.

by Thameron December 31, 2008

malteser

A black/indian person who acts like they're white.

'Damn Tia actin such a malteser'
'Yeah, dark on the outside, white on the inside'.

by BabyDizz April 30, 2005

maltheal

An evil demon that will slay you no matter what in diablo 3

I somehow killed maltheal in diablo 3

by Yes man 73837y October 17, 2020

Malthusian Fumble

When one attempts to use an obscure 3+ syllable word or phrase (e.g. a literary reference, popular saying, economic term) without having a iota of a clue what the word means, thus making the user appear to be a clueless douche.

Patrice: The tenor's entrance to the stage last night at the Opera was magnificently Malthusian!
BM: He's on the 15...the 10...the 5.... OH NO it was a Malthusian Fumble!

by spyslikeus March 15, 2011