Mall Coma

The semi-conscious state of being of that endless stream of people dazzled by shiny, brightly coloured promises purring from the shop fronts.

- I can't believe that couple just walked into us like that. Why weren't they looking where they were going?
- It's ok, she was just in a Mall Coma.

by Stivchik July 25, 2020

Mall Bitch

Someone who spends most of their time and money buying trivial things at a mall. They are also classified as being ditsy, assholes, or wealthy or all combined

Joseph: Do you think Anna and Katie are mall bitches?
Erica: Hell yeah, they've been to the mall at least 3 times this week already

by Waffleking72 October 13, 2016

Natural Mall

A mall which sells natural things and is in a natural environment. Pretty much the best place in the world.

"Look at this stick I just bought at the natural mall."
"Nicee. I want one."
"Let's go back."

by Cerita February 7, 2010

centrall mall

A mall where a bunch of 6th graders go and take swag squad pics and walk around for no reason then buy Starbucks at target to post on their Snapchat story and then Ends up Leaving before 10 because “my mom said no later than 10” headass

Oh btw subscribe to RPM BOYZZ on YouTube

On Snapchat : “hey bro wanna go to centrall mall and dress up super swagger for no reason”

by The pickled pickle May 4, 2018

mall hoes

Finding women around the mall that are desperate to find a boyfriend/fuck buddy

Lets go to the mall and find some mall hoes...

by James' Wheelchair July 14, 2016

mall emo

Mall emo is the kind of bands MTV calls emo, MCR, P!ATD, linkin park and so on, this is not what emo music is. Mall emo is not necessarily bad music it's just not emo music.

Some guy: UGGGH I HATE MCR SOOOO MUCH!!!!!
Other guy: are you anti-mall emo?
Some guy: fo'sho

by Immi_callmepnk July 20, 2008

Mall crush

Someone who works in the mall that you have a crush on when you work in the same mall. They're cute or funny, but you don't ever talk to them outside of the mall, or any other place and you don't know them well.

Paul!! I have a huuuuuuuggggeeeeeee Mall crush on Matt from Arlies!

by Mr. Bananagrabber October 20, 2005