Kellner Washing Machine

This sexual act requires 4 people: at least 1 guy and 1 girl; most preferably 3 guys and 1 girl due to the physical strength required. A Kellner Washing Machine (KWM) is preformed by having one guy standing in a pool with his penis in the girl's pussy and she is curled up in a ball so that the 2 remaining people can spin her around and back and forth, sloshing the water around as in an actual washing machine. The girl may want some good goggles. Depending on the guy and the spin methods employed, the girl may also need a breathing apparatus.

I got the most amazing KWM (Kellner Washing Machine) in my pool last weekend. I didn't know Lauren could hold her breathe that long. It wouldn't have been possible without her friends Christina and Niki.

by Creative Pervert December 16, 2006

Toast Machine

A Northern Californian band, who rules supreme over all local rock groups. Are popular locally, but I have faith that they will make it big.

Toast Machine is the greatest band ever.

by nevar January 12, 2005

Slut Machine

Whorehouse.

Yo... I am horny 2 da bone!

Drop some bread at the Slut Machine.

by rperazag May 19, 2010

Machinima.com

A corporation run by sellouts that previously aimed to help the machinima art form thrive, but has recently forsaken it in favor of thoughtless gameplay videos that they can make a higher profit off of.

Dave: I just finished my cinematic machinima that took me 3 years of hard work and dedication to create!

Jim: That's nice, but don't try to submit it to Machinima.com. They only care about shitty MW3 quickscope videos nowadays because they're greedy assholes.

by Brain Drill78 February 5, 2012

Drinking Machine

An individual with a high tolerance for the consumption of alcohol.

Marie-Shireen is a Drinking Machine.

by r9ufvn9ud November 8, 2009

MAC machine

A type of Automated Teller Machine (ATM) produced under the brand-name MAC, usually displaying this logo on the "idle" screen with each of the letters made up of smaller letters.

I have enough money but not enough cash - let me stop at the MAC machine and withdraw some.

by Shaviv June 14, 2004

Macintosh sucks

'Macintosh Sucks' (sometimes shortened to 'Mac sucks') is a statement said by many smart people to reference the sucking of Macintosh computers, It is used to make fun of the sub-human race of Mac-Fags who thinks that Macintosh computers are actually good.

Mac-Fag: Hey, I just got a new computer.
Human: Oh really? What type.
Mac-Fag: Mac.
Human: Macintosh sucks.

by Blakpik Aks November 1, 2013