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Paige freaking macon

most often used to descrie someone who is:
an amazing friend
a very smart person
the prettiest girl you will ever meet
often times quite bitchy
even more often is sarcastic

someone who gives amazing advice, never fails to make you laugh, knows exactly what is going on in your life, and how to make it better, listens to all your crazy stories, helps with all the boy problems


and she is the best friend that you could ever ask for!
WHO'S GREA'S BEST FRIEND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!?


PAIGE FREAKING MACON!
by greaaaaaaaaaaaa February 25, 2009
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macaroni

A macaroni is someone who is hard at first, but then they turn soft when the heat gets turned up.

Usually referred to as a "macaroni boy", "macaroni nigga", "macaroni punk", etc.
As soon as the going got tough, that macaroni boy got going and ditched us.
by stk_tht_cheese October 13, 2008
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Macaroni Time

assault with a fire arm, macaroni time is actually in reference to dried macaroni shells. Shells is a slang term for bullets.
Some stickup kids got the stash. Think it's macaroni time.
by DoooougMurphy November 13, 2013
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Macon Drunk

1. To be incapacitated by the overconsumption of alcohol to the point of that he or she is completely devoid of comprehending social norms such as (but not limited to) making obscene gestures or reverberating heinous jokes about another’s gender and appearance.
2. As the result of excessive alcohol and/or illegal substances, a person who lacks somatic control of all motor and/or urinary functions.
After drinking faster than a middle school cheerleader at her first “should I do this” senior party, Brandon must have been Macon Drunk since he belched the references to his gender superiority while wearing urine stained pants.
by MaconluvsDillard January 12, 2011
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MacDonaldment

a catty, cut-throat person that is completely spineless and unable to make a single decision. This person measures his/her worth by the number of meetings s/he can schedule for themselves or how long s/he can spend at lunch. Characteristics include no interpersonal skills, no business acumen, and lack of ability to perform simple tasks like dress and feed themselves.

Disclaimer: All names appearing in this definition are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
One day my MacDonaldment asked me to submit a status report concerning a project I was working on. I asked the MacDonaldment if tomorrow would be soon enough. The MacDonaldment replied with "If I wanted it tomorrow, I would have waited until tomorrow to ask for it!"
by rockinghopperman January 1, 2012
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macdonalds milkshakes

Cholestorol in a cup
macdonalds milkshakes are like cholestorol in a cup
by abi!!!!!! September 20, 2006
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MacDonald's

McDonald's’ in ebonictalk (’cause in ebonics, you don‘t say ‘mik’ but instead ‘mak’, even if the correct form is ‘mik’(Mc).

Note that ‘Mac’ means "son of" in Irish.
You been to MacDonald's lately?
by Victor Van Styn August 22, 2005
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