Machiavelli

whether you subscribe to the ideas of a 16th century Italian political philosopher. But experiments have shown that reactions to Machiavelli act as a kind of litmus test, delineating differences in temperament that can be confirmed with more traditional personality inventories. High Machs constitute a distinct type: charming, confident and glib, but also arrogant, calculating and cynical, prone to manipulate and exploit

True low Machs, however, can be kind of dependent, submissive and socially inept. So be sure to invite a high Mach or two to your next dinner party.

high Machiavelli - Think Rupert Murdoch, or if your politics permit it, President Clinton.

by Crackass2 July 31, 2006

Drinking Machine

An individual with a high tolerance for the consumption of alcohol.

Marie-Shireen is a Drinking Machine.

by r9ufvn9ud November 8, 2009

MAC machine

A type of Automated Teller Machine (ATM) produced under the brand-name MAC, usually displaying this logo on the "idle" screen with each of the letters made up of smaller letters.

I have enough money but not enough cash - let me stop at the MAC machine and withdraw some.

by Shaviv June 14, 2004

sewing machine

A sexual act between a male and female in which the male enters his penis in both the female's vagina and anus in alternating fashion, much like the motion of a needle on a sewing machine.

Wanting to satisfy both of her holes, Bob gave Betty the sewing machine.

by Vee-nus June 12, 2008

Machine Gun Masturbation

When a man masturbates and when it seems he is finished he keeps going, thus making it hurt, this is machine gun masturbation.

Johnny was so horny he said he was going to use machine gun masturbation on his girlfriends face while she was sleeping.

by Lol'd on your mom October 5, 2006

Ass Machine Gun

A bombardment of explosive farts and shit-projectiles that shoot out of the anus at rapid speeds so fast that if you try to use toilet paper, it will shoot right through it leaving holes with brown rings around it.

-usualy sounds like: "KAck Kack Kack Kack kersplash Kack Kack kack Kack kack"

I was sitting on the toilet and started to freak out as my Ass Machine Gun started annihilating my toilet bowl with the most potent Highpowered shit ive ever smelt in my life.

by JoeyToesy July 25, 2008

ATM machine

Abbreviation for automatic teller machine machine

by Anonymous September 9, 2003