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Kid: Mom can you give me some money

Mom: I'm not made out of money!

Kid: Isn't that what mom stands for?
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A word for someone who loves you no matter how ridiculous you are being
My mom loves me even though I painted the carpet blue
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Your mom is a beautiful person she always goes out of her way to help you. She may be rude when you get in trouble but she is a wonderful person any other time.
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Someone who busted you out of her vagina. Be greatful you fucking prick
Son: Fuck you mom!
Mom: Shutup son I gave birth to you
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(You) "Mom?"

(Mom) "Yes?"

(You) "Can i get some money?"

(Mom) "Does it look like im made of money?"

(You) "Isnt that what it means?"

(Mom) "Oh shit"
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1.) Moms; moms are the people that pushed you out of her vagina, and often learn to put up with some of our bullshit.

2.) M.O.M. Made of money
Mom: Do I look like I’m made of money?

Me being a smartass: Isn’t that’s what mom stands for?
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