To cheat at somthing, make excuses about said cheating, and then ultimately lie about said cheating.
Refers to Floyd Landis of cycling fame who won the 2006 Tour de France, failed a drug test, blamed the failed drug test on beer, whiskey, dehydration and his natural body, only to find that the failed drug test contained synthetic testoserone, to which Landis replied, "Whatchou Talkin' Bout Willis?"
Refers to Floyd Landis of cycling fame who won the 2006 Tour de France, failed a drug test, blamed the failed drug test on beer, whiskey, dehydration and his natural body, only to find that the failed drug test contained synthetic testoserone, to which Landis replied, "Whatchou Talkin' Bout Willis?"
Jimmy: "Read 'em and weep, assholes, FOUR ACES!"
Ben: "Um, I have a pair of aces, how do you have four?"
Jimmy: "Maybe this was one of those crazy six-ace deck of cards you hear about? Maybe there was a printing error at the factory? Maybe someone put two decks of cards back mixed up? I really don't know how it happened, but I am clearly the strongest poker player at the table this hand!"
Ben: "You fucking Landis!"
Ben: "Um, I have a pair of aces, how do you have four?"
Jimmy: "Maybe this was one of those crazy six-ace deck of cards you hear about? Maybe there was a printing error at the factory? Maybe someone put two decks of cards back mixed up? I really don't know how it happened, but I am clearly the strongest poker player at the table this hand!"
Ben: "You fucking Landis!"
by Mike the Bald August 5, 2006
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guy: last night, I was gonna get with this 7.3, but when she ripped off her clothes, her giant poof landing strip popped out so I performed a dutch oven on her and told her to leave.
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The act of simultaneously blacking-out from excessive alcohol and falling off a NYC fire escape; To complete the landing, one must hold onto the last available handle bar before death is imminent. To quantify as a “Rockstar”, one must climb up the fire escape and proceed to lay pipe in the star struck female. To not seal the deal only quantifies as a “Pop Star” Landing.
Skeet!!! Did you see that Rockstar Landing? It looked like he was gonna be laid out, now it appears he's just gonna get laid!
by Crazy Chris L June 21, 2005
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The sexual act of throwing your partner into the air, and catching their penis in your mouth (deep throat style) as they land in a Dirty Dancing-esque lift over your face.
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The sexual act of throwing your partner into the air, and catching their penis in your mouth (deep throat style) as they land in a Dirty Dancing-esque lift over your face.
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Man you should have seen her joot after i finished smashing it, looks like she was preping for landing.
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