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landis

To cheat at somthing, make excuses about said cheating, and then ultimately lie about said cheating.

Refers to Floyd Landis of cycling fame who won the 2006 Tour de France, failed a drug test, blamed the failed drug test on beer, whiskey, dehydration and his natural body, only to find that the failed drug test contained synthetic testoserone, to which Landis replied, "Whatchou Talkin' Bout Willis?"
Jimmy: "Read 'em and weep, assholes, FOUR ACES!"

Ben: "Um, I have a pair of aces, how do you have four?"

Jimmy: "Maybe this was one of those crazy six-ace deck of cards you hear about? Maybe there was a printing error at the factory? Maybe someone put two decks of cards back mixed up? I really don't know how it happened, but I am clearly the strongest poker player at the table this hand!"

Ben: "You fucking Landis!"
by Mike the Bald August 5, 2006
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poof landing strip

A very nappy, coarse, and thick pubic strip right above the private area of men and/or women. Preferably women. Similar styles include: the hitler, the chewbacca, the slight trim, and the Brazilian wax.
guy: last night, I was gonna get with this 7.3, but when she ripped off her clothes, her giant poof landing strip popped out so I performed a dutch oven on her and told her to leave.
by hankypankydoingthestankylegg January 21, 2010
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Rockstar Landing

The act of simultaneously blacking-out from excessive alcohol and falling off a NYC fire escape; To complete the landing, one must hold onto the last available handle bar before death is imminent. To quantify as a “Rockstar”, one must climb up the fire escape and proceed to lay pipe in the star struck female. To not seal the deal only quantifies as a “Pop Star” Landing.
Skeet!!! Did you see that Rockstar Landing? It looked like he was gonna be laid out, now it appears he's just gonna get laid!
by Crazy Chris L June 21, 2005
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superhero landing

Su·per·he·ro Lan·ding
/verb
The sexual act of throwing your partner into the air, and catching their penis in your mouth (deep throat style) as they land in a Dirty Dancing-esque lift over your face.
"Sex has been boring lately, shall we spice it up a bit with the superhero landing?"
by CockGobbler3000 May 14, 2018
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Landis

A very unattractive person who is a bender and a duster and is considered team water boy
Landis is shit
by sa1617 February 28, 2017
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landing gear

The term used for describing the flaps of skin hanging from a "Flange" or "Pussy" after excessive sexual intercourse.
Man you should have seen her joot after i finished smashing it, looks like she was preping for landing.
by adam xe4 March 1, 2005
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landing pad

The darkened, areola area on a woman's breast.
Hey Joe...I just One of my girlfrend's landing pads is bigger than the other!
by Alpha Axl December 4, 2010
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