Robster the lobster

A legend at any FPS game usually said when complimenting a god player

Damn that dude is robster the lobster

by XX420_SwagHitlerSniper_XX April 1, 2017

Full Lobster

When someone's fury reaches such a level that they turn red and begin to produce hot sweat. If male, will occasionally get a fat, sweaty boner as well.

Dude, stop calling Tommy a testicle-shitting rectal wart..

Yeah, seriously, stop! This nigga's about to go full lobster!

by FattyTuna May 30, 2018

Lobster Roll

When you place an entire stick of butter in a girls ass crack then eat it after it melts. The brand and type of butter are up to you but it must eaten hands free county fair bobbing for apples style.

I have no butter in my house after 3 lobster rolls with Lauren and now I have high cholesterol.

by websters-dick-ionary October 1, 2021

sticky lobster

When you cum in your hands and lobster walk around the room pinching people

Friend:walking around the room pinching people
Me:uh are you really being a sticky lobster right now

by RAWR XD Skert October 23, 2017

Lobster Week

What you say right before you are about to cum.

On Jah, I’m about to cum. LOBSTER WEEK!

by Wiener Bob January 11, 2021

Lobster Schwag

The white stuff left in a pot after boiling lobster claw and or tails.

Pete and Bessie were finished with their lobster tails, and looking for remnants in the pot, but all they found was lobster schwag.

by Benny123 September 18, 2012

Merciful lobster

Pretty much anyone named Matthias

Wow Matthias is such a merciful lobster

by The man of Paul February 4, 2022