Linus

A big asshole who is going to have his virginity till he dies of diabetes

This motherfuckers a linus

by Linus opp August 16, 2017

linux user

An annoying person that whines about how they keep screwing up the Windows OS, and then say "wow linux is so cool" and get bored with their system...

The linux user had made another urbandictionary definition about how much Linux is better than windows

by Wooh00 December 23, 2006

Linux

An operating system that should only be used for hardcore developing and 24/7 services. Gaming on Linux is almost impossible. Linux is everything but user-freindly.

So many Linux-elitists think they are better than everyone else.

by Mr.Wobble June 21, 2004

linux

Linux is a monolithic kernel. Most people don't get it. They say linux would never go mainstream and "average joes" will never use it?? Then what? Does linux need. linux is not making money even if it has more users. it works for us better than other alternatives and this is the biggest thing.

Linux is great.

by meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* June 29, 2010

Linus

The penis. Also someone stupid - dumb, someone asking obvious and often nasty, stupid questions. Sometimes saying random and stupid things. Also used to describe someone retarded, and dumb.

Penis example:

Bill: My linus is going through a stage of a lot of jizz.

Idiot example:

Bill: You are such a linus!! Get a life!!

Linus-person: Get a life?? WHY? I live this means i have a life!!

Bill: Ahhh!!

Linus-person: Can i see ur banana!?! I cut my one off but i want to have urs in my bottom.

Bill: I think I'm gonna go home and puke now...

by Bilboson January 9, 2012

Linux

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

Linux is just a kernel

by Some_random_Anon November 15, 2020

linux moment

Whenever someone who uses linux encounters a problem with their computer, be it completely unrelated to anything linux, everyone around must laugh at and ridicule them for using linux.

- My discord keeps crashing, there is some sort of a memory leak in the chromium engine!
- Wow that is a certified linux moment... *laughs maniacally*

by ciekmer December 22, 2022