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Ching ming ling let me get that dilk

An only Asian phrase that is used when you're in the mood for some good dick.
Michael: Hey Wong!
Wong: Ching ming ling let me get that dilk!
Michael: What the fuck is wrong with you Wong?
by Blumpkid42 February 23, 2017
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ching chong ling long ting tong

apparantly what asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.

made famous by a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.
Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside.
by heyybitch March 30, 2011
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1. N: One who messes things up/fucks them up beyond all recognition, or who generally sucks, especially below the belt and on non-human mammals.
2.Adj: Descriptive of one who displays the traits of the nominative definition
"Jason is such a fucking swiglar!You can sure tell that he was raised by trailer trash!!"

"get outta my face, you reptile-swiggling pig!"
by swizzbo March 5, 2004
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A langudge that every one talks but doesnt know it. they are all beef cakes that live in the ocean. they smell like lit cheese.
every one is talking ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong these days!
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Hui Ling

Hui Ling is the most unique and beautiful girl you’ll ever met. She is thin but strong, quiet but always confident, slow but is determined to achieve her goals. She is always taking care of the people around her and making everyone comfortable. She has been through a lot of hard times, especially to do with her family, but she uses her amazing bubbly personality and humour to overcome that and stayed kind-hearted to everyone despite being treated badly. She is loyal to her close friends and her friends are usually girls. Every man sees her wants her, but she always keeps a distance from guys. Her boyfriend is the luckiest guy in the world and will never let her go.
"Damn, that girl Hui Ling is amazing
“She is that new girl, Hui Ling. She is like
goddess that came from heaven”
by Firstlove November 23, 2021
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yo fone linging

your fone is linging. cmon dude pick up the fone . PICK IT UP DUDE! YOUR FONE IS LINGING
*timmy’s phone rings*

Johnny: “PICK UP YO FONE YO FONE LINGING.”
by Seagull Wearing A Potato September 13, 2025
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Kha-Ling

Is a nut.
But..
Kha-Ling is someone that you always want to keep around you. If you’re feeling down, she’ll come around to lift you back up. She’s the type to laugh at her own jokes, even when it doesn’t make sense.

An extrovert and love making friends. Not necessarily a tree-hugger but has a love for succulents (which she can’t seem to keep alive) .
Kha-Ling is loving and daring, those are her best characteristics. A beautiful soul that wants the best for herself and others. Also, she loves pushing people above their limits. Get yourself a Kha-Ling.

Just kidding, there’s only one in this world.

And..

she’s amazing
Dayummm Kha-Ling … back again with the black heels
by NoodleKingNoodleKingYum November 23, 2021
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