Dirty Lettuce

Another term of weed.

*Hits blunt* Yeah, thats some good dirty lettuce.

by NPC112 November 11, 2019

Lettuce talker

Someone who talks to inanimate objects

Such as a restaurant worker who talks to the food as they’re preparing it

Mike: my coworker is such a lettuce talker he talks to the food as he’s preparing it

Me : holy buddy’s a nut

by stalin_was_ballin October 25, 2022

lettuce gang

a group of people or friends who either like eating lettuce or have lots and lots of moola.

Person 1: Yo dude lets go to In N Out for your 16th birthday

Person 2: Nah dude I have a better idea. Let's go to (expensive restaurant name)

Person 1: I like it. But how are we gonna pay for it dawg?

Person 2: We'll just go with the lettuce gang. They can pay for us.

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Boss: Dude where did all the lettuce go?

Grocer: Oh the lettuce gang came in and ate all of it. I tried to stop them but was unsuccessful.

by imagirlatRLS July 24, 2019

Cold lettuce

The sexual act of taking a fist full of lettuce it is shoved an agreed upon distance inside of the woman’s vagina (opposite of hot lettuce) they then proceed to do the deed. After both are satisfied the man takes out the lettuce and is served as a family meal.

Child: Hey Dad what’s for dinner

Dad: Steak with a side of cold lettuce

by Yumyumman March 31, 2020

lettuce juggling

when you juggle lettuce

Dave: damn, he do be lettuce juggling doe
bill: damn staight

by hfarbjhfbgrjhgur June 17, 2021

Dried Lettuce

Another word for weed, which is something you smoke to get high as fuck on. Also known as pot.

Hey kid, wanna try some DRIED LETTUCE

by FuckinRacistShitBag February 25, 2020

white lettuce

Fluffy bit's of toilet paper that are left on your anus after taking a dump

Brandon was not turned off by the white lettuce around tiffanys anus when ramming her from behind

by branmuff July 25, 2016