man: i like you lets go out
girl: i am a lesbian
man: i am sorry queen please keep doing what you were doing we all love you go bestie
girl: i am a lesbian
man: i am sorry queen please keep doing what you were doing we all love you go bestie
by mikasackermann February 7, 2021

a lot of people don’t know what lesbian actually means, but its not a woman that loves women. thats sapphic. lesbian is a non-man that loves non-men. so you could be a non-binary that loves non-binaries if you like the label.
by mikan tsumiki is hot July 31, 2021

by givemehead5 November 25, 2019

a woman who realizes that men are just dumb, violent, emotionless assholes and doesn't feel like dealing with them.
by qwertyuiopg November 23, 2013

Lesbianitis refers to a girl who has dated men for all of her life but then suddenly decides she wants a girlfriend. Even after obtaining a girlfriend, when she sees hot guys on tv, she declares how much she would like to sleep with them and how hot they are. She never makes comments about how girls look, except to point out the "ugly" ones. Also, you can't call this girl a lesbian or bisexual because she gets upset and throws a fit over it. Lesbianitis, in its most basic form, is pretending to be gay when you aren't.
by zariva July 23, 2009

God: "Jeez... sorry for all those ugly chicks down there-- I got something that'll make you guys feel better." <--(how lesbians were created.)
by Mr. NoFace January 20, 2009
