Leibered

A fantasy football trade in which the player you received in the trade immediately suffers an injury or demotion.

I have been Leibered. A trade involving Earnest Graham for Braylon Edwards. Immediately after this trade Earnest Graham is demoted due to a suspicious phone call and package of fudge to Jon Gruden.

by Michael Nalick January 22, 2009

Lumberjack cute

A man who looks hot with a full beard, an axe, and flannel.

The lead singer from the kings of leon is sssooo lumberjack cute.

by Anarchychick October 24, 2010

Lumberage

The sticks and stems that remain after cleaning your stash of weed.

Hey, let's grind up the lumberage and sell it to you little bro.

by Jock Cousteau December 2, 2011

Lesbert

A heterosexual male who spends much of his social time with lesbians. Derived from the words lesbian and pervert, thought to stem from the notion that the man is likely to harbour perverted intentions towards his lesbian friends, possibly secretly and despite outward protestations.

A male fag hag

H: I'm heading to lesbian bar Candy Bar in Soho to dance all day at Gay Pride.
S: Your a man and straight?
H: But I'm a massive lesbert and love watching the girls make out...

by champaign-snatcher July 5, 2011

Lumber Nuts

hitting yourself in the nuts with your own hard on.

Tom, " Bro i just got a case of Lumber nuts."
Brian, " that sucks man."

by Bandana Raburn September 13, 2011

Lumber up

The act of getting a penile erection.

'Hey Bob, this road kill... its still warm!'

'Time to lumber up boy!'

'Bob, this roadkill...its still warm!'
'Lumber up boy! Time to become a man!'

by Bearforce1 December 17, 2014

leyber

Its not a common name but he who has it is the most loyalest guy you will ever meet hes attractive and has thick hair with dark brown eyes he hides his emotions for the one he likes

Leyber is cool

by Donkey.butthole. September 11, 2016