When a plaintiff doesn't have a good case, acts panicky, and freaks out for lack of any other option by filing a frivolous lawsuit, hoping to whoop up public sympathy.
"If they'd had a case, they would've filed for an injunction. Instead, they went all legal jazz hands with a frivolous lawsuit they'll never win."
by Tia Salamanca February 10, 2017
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A person who has documents from a court of law that allow them to pursue fit men and women. A non-legal Simp is looked down upon by society.
“Dude, Leslie is so hot.”
“Didn’t she get a restraining order on you?”
“Yeah, but I’m a Legal Simp, so its overridden.”
by Lifel1k3 April 11, 2022
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Known as signing a document that eliminates the company's responsibility of your safety.

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A helicopter company with defect vehicles making pilots sign a document that eliminates the company's responsibility of their lives.
"In the industry I'm in, we call that type of deal a legal death"
by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023
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legalize nuclear warheads is my username :)
the person with the username legalize nuclear warheads on urbandictionary.com is a very cool dude
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another way of saying you are 33 years old
It was Dans' birthday yesterday, he is now Jesus-legal
by Entity1002 March 1, 2022
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A theory of emergent rights which states that as human beings; we are all one person in different bodies.

The legal FOUNDATION of postmodernism..
Legal frequentism argues that our bodies--not minds--are responsible for our sundry behaviors. This indicates that we are legally but not morally liable for our actions since we did not choose our individual bodies.
by flightfacilities February 21, 2022
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