lamescuse

An excuse that is lame, pathetic, and/or untrue.

"I can't go to the party with you because I have to wash my hair that night." It doesn't take a whole night to wash your hair, that is a lamescuse.

by Elsie917 June 21, 2011

larsson shuffle

an internet term used by fifa players.

the larsson shuffle is the name of a maneuver used to beat a pro keeper and score while playing online.

during the game the player with the ball runs into the box, as he does he turns up to pass the ball to his team mate at the other post, however the player then turns back immediately to face the goal faking the pass and making the keeper move or dive in the wrong direction and allowing him to score.

the move was first created by henrik larsson while playing for the ton fc. hence the name the larsson shuffle

- joe runs into the box with the ball -

jamie: go on joe give em the larsson shuffle like.

- joe turns up the keeper moves away joe then turns back down and puts the ball in the net. goal -

jamie: aww nice goal like.

joe: ha get it smelt keeper

by ross da boss October 2, 2012

lass your aff off

To laugh your ass off

Go and see that movie. You will lass your aff off

by Oref April 4, 2016

lasse larsen

A nignog from denmark that likes the Beatles, pink Floyd, and dank memes likes to do hash with frederik and has the fluffy beard that makes all the ladys wet af

That guy is such a lasse larsen

by ThE FiEnD June 16, 2016

Lambs foot

When a midget get's a camel toe but because of their size it's called a lambs toe.

Bridget the midget had some tight ass pants on and she presented her lambs foot.

by Senor Stinkpickle June 9, 2018

Larssuit

What happens when Metallica Finds Out That the "Jehovah's Witnesses"
Used the four horse-men in the cover of one of their Church Mags
Lars is Crazy and Foreign
....LarssuiT....

...Haiku... Larssuit
"Excuse me,Sir?"

(GreatFakeSmile) "Would you like God to Love You Today"?
" no-You've been Subpoena'd by Metallica to appear in court four using their four horse-men on your Church Mags..... "

"......"

" ....youbettershowuporlarsisgunnafuckyourshitUP

Larssuit
"Excuse me,Sir?"

(GreatFakeSmile) "Would you like God to Love You Today"?
" no-You've been Subpoena'd by Metallica to appear in court four using their four horse-men on your Church Mags..... "

"......"

" ....youbettershowuporlarsisgunnafuckyourshitUP! "

by Alysian9 September 26, 2018

LambSauce

WELL WHERE THE FUCK IS IT !!!!!

" WHERE IS THE LAMBSAUCE " - GR

by WITLS June 8, 2019