daddy lamp

Abusive sugar daddy

Chris Brown is Rihannas daddy lamp

by secretly.hate.all.these.bitche January 19, 2017

Larry the lamp

It's an drunk lamp from DHMIS ( Dont Hug Me I'm Scared ) that make an yellow guy drown in oil

Larry the lamp: somebody an bad dream
Yellow Guy: *scared noises and sinking into the oil*
Larry the lamp: *keeps repeating*
Yellow Guy: *screaming and drowns in oil*

by Orangedefinitely August 13, 2021

Moon Lamp

A lamp shaped like a moon

Aw man I will never get a moon lamp

by Ariel Aries March 29, 2021

It's all lamps

A phrase often yelled by a disgruntled old man who cannot find what he is looking for.

"What do you mean this is a hardware store it's all lamps?!"

by mongoes March 20, 2012

hamster lamp

The sexual act of inserting a hamster into the anal cavity of your partner. To complete this you must also make a tiny lamp shade hat to put on the hamster's head.

Guy: hey honey, on my way home I went into the pet store and bought a hamster for you

Girl: oohhhhh, you wanted to try the hamster lamp didn't you?

Guy: ummm no that is a horrible thing todo

by 96blaze January 6, 2014

Rubbing the lamp

Rubbing the lamp means stroking a penis to ejaculation.

She was rubbing the lamp good, my genie came out hard!

by Lynialyn January 13, 2020

broken lamp

When you have a lamp and it's broken

I gave my friend a broken lamp cause he was being a bitch ass nigga fo real

by Damn man i have a broken lamp. July 21, 2014