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Ladder Buddy

Partner needed to climb fire ladder when officer has no clue what they are doing.
Where is your ladder buddy?!
by Ladderbuddy1 September 20, 2019
mugGet the Ladder Buddymug.

pork ladder

Giving consecutive hand jobs to rows of men facing each other.
I really need to wash my face, i just climbed the pork ladder.
by laurenjizzle September 23, 2011
mugGet the pork laddermug.

Ladder

When one takes forever to find something, and you start to make fun of them for it, but you end up regretting it months later and then they end up trying to kill you (Halloweens style OFC 🙄) and when they’re about to cut your head off, you take a cutting board and whack ‘em in the head with it, then they get back up and grab you by the legs, bringing you to the floor before stabbing you repeatedly-

That’s called a Ladder!
“Yo the other day I got killed with a knife halloween style because I dropped a cutting board before calling this dude out for taking forever 3 months ago!”
“You got laddered?”

“Yuuuuuup”
by BobAintRealGuys May 15, 2022
mugGet the Laddermug.

Laddering

That man is really laddering that mountain!
by Mr Cheeze April 20, 2023
mugGet the Ladderingmug.

LADDER BREEZE

Ladder Breeze (n.) The interdimensional energy channels and variant ionic frequencies that connect all points of the Universe throughout time which allow HEKA masters ( or even intrepid psychonauts using various tropes ) to connect to any place within conscious or unconscious perception.

Optimally a ladder breeze is accessed with precise internally generated doses of DMT causing parasomniac awareness in the pineal gland and sending pulses of biophotons through the subconscious minds non-temporal and non-spatial connectivity within the Universal Sub-Consciousness creating possibilities of transmission of audio or visual information to any point within perception including backwards and forwards in time and into the subconscious awareness of individuals or groups either as hallucinations, dreams or manifestations into material reality.

Uncontrolled and inexpert ladder breeze connectivity is often contemporarily labeled as Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena and can cause negative consequences for the untrained and unaware individuals who witness these UAP events. Many ancient societies had complex and well considered methodology in magick and cultic frameworks for proactive engagement with ladder breezes and beneficial management of random UAPs.9+
A wizard may not fly on a broom but they can travel anywhere by connecting to the correct ladder breeze and then literally anything is possible.
by HANNAH AND ROBERT December 1, 2023
mugGet the LADDER BREEZEmug.

Ladder Breeze

LADDER BREEZE (n.) The interdimensional energy channels and variant ionic frequencies that connect all points of the Universe throughout time which allow HEKA masters ( or even intrepid psychonauts using various tropes ) to connect to any place within conscious or unconscious perception.

Optimally a ladder breeze is accessed with precise internally generated doses of DMT causing parasomniac awareness in the pineal gland and sending pulses of biophotons through the subconscious minds non-temporal and non-spatial connectivity within the Universal Sub-Consciousness. This creates possibilities of transmission of audio or visual information to any point within perception including backwards and forwards in time and into the subconscious awareness of individuals or groups either as hallucinations, dreams or manifestations into material reality.

Uncontrolled and inexpert ladder breeze connectivity is often contemporarily labeled as Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena and can cause negative consequences for the untrained and unaware individuals who witness these UAP events. Many ancient societies had complex and well considered methodology in magick and cultic frameworks for proactive engagement with ladder breezes and beneficial management of random UAPs.
EXAMPLE OF USAGE - A wizard may not fly on a broom but they can travel anywhere by connecting to the correct ladder breeze and then literally anything is possible.
by HEKA~HANNAH~STONED~GODDESS~ December 6, 2023
mugGet the Ladder Breezemug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 1: Are youa homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Spinning Rhymes Closer To The Ladder As I Come Closer (Snakes And Ladder); The First Juvenile Release 《¿?》
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 9, 2025
mugGet the Spinning Rhymes Closer To The Ladder As I Come Closer (Snakes And Ladder); The First Juvenile Release 《¿?》mug.

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