Literal kangaroo

Roaming lispy queers.

There are far too many literal kangaroos on the news.

by HELSeker September 17, 2019

Literal Kangaroo

A nigger, kike, shitskin ect.

They're a lot of Literal Kangaroos in Austria

by rlyNOTaNazi September 19, 2019

petting the kangaroo

the act of manual stimulation of the genitals; masturbation

I came back from class and to my dismay, I walked into my room to find Scooby petting the kangaroo while watching Crocodile Dundee

by bj447799 October 7, 2009

Big doink kangaroo

When a man fucks a woman by making her lift her hips up in the air and the man simultaneously planking and bouncing up and down, resembling the jumping of a horny kangaroo on its dick.

Guy1:"Remember Rebecca from last night in the club?"
Guy2:"Yeah, you took her home. How was the night?"
Guy1:"She's into the kinky shit, I had to do the big doink kangaroo on her, and now my back hurts."

by HornyKangarooNutsOnYou October 14, 2018

Kangaroo Pouch

When you fist a chick and start thrusting the arm in and out so hard that she starts to hop around like a kangaroo. After a good 7:53 seconds (time may vary) you take out your arm, leaving the vagina flabby, resembling a kangaroo pouch.

Bobby- Hey Joey see that chick hopping everywhere.
Joey- Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with her?
Bobby- Thats what a "Kangaroo Pouch" does to you.

by Sac War Man August 11, 2010

Kangaroo Cheese

The crusty cheese like substance in a person's "down under" area that stinks SO bad you have to jump back.

Hey, y'all know fat Becky? Her Kangaroo Cheese almost made me knock myself out last night!

by At the Martins September 22, 2018

Stealth Kangaroo

Stealth= Flys in quiet, hits target and leaves scene with no trace.
Kangaroo=Bounces out never to be seen again.

Stealth Kangaroo= When you fly in un noticed to an us suspecting female smooth and polite. Hit it and Bounce!
STEALTH KANGAROO!

Yeah, Whats up?
Nothin, Chillin.
Cool, Cool, Sooooooo, Wanna make out?
Sure.
STEALTH KANGAROO!

by Jammin 66 April 17, 2007