Kardashian

A really rich dog!

Person:You have a kardashian?
Me:Yes it poops out gold!

by Fake Hooman February 2, 2024

Kardashianize

to spend an unnecessary amount of money on something

-OMG, I'm totally going to the mall to Kardashianize!

by DanielSan123 December 12, 2016

Kardashianed

Someone who chews up and spits out men or changes their gender

You got kardashianed so bad!

by Kingling March 30, 2022

Kardashian 15

Adjective:
Used to describe teenage girls who dress and act like they are self-sustaining, autonomous adults. Shortened to K-15.

Guy 1: That teeny-bopper has like, a fuckin' Gucci handbag. Why?
Guy 2: I don't know, man. Text-book Kardashian 15 attitude.

by FlufferNutterButter August 22, 2014

Kardashian-kissed

Term used to describe the intimate connection made with a person when you sit down on a toilet seat they previously warmed up.

"Uhg, I just Kardashian-kissed Mike from accounting."

"Jesus, how gross. My Uncle Ron got crabs from a truck stop that way... weren't there any other stalls? "

"No, dude, I couldn't hold it."

by otterpop206 December 14, 2013

kardashian workout

Going to the gym, sitting on a piece of exercise equipment and engaging with your cell phone.

I went to the gym today and couldn't tear myself away from Facebook. It was, a Kardashian workout.

by theecomicguy July 7, 2017

Kardashian-figured

To have a body figure that looks like a wisdom tooth from the waist dow

That person is kardashian-figured!

by @sowhatisaidit October 14, 2018