Judge-a-saurus

A person that judges other people’s actions, looks or behaviors.

She’s such a Judge-a-saurus, she’s complaining I have too much allowable jelly on my peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

by Badrocks27 March 17, 2020

meta-judging

the act of judging people's looks/style/personality and also their social media content (tweets,posts,videos )

entirely based of past judgements/trends/opinions and popularity that is relevant to their subculture's and not entirely obvious to a vast majority of people.

the below is an example of meta-judging behavior:
"I instantly lose respect for anyone who posts on LinkedIn. Unbearably cringe. " - Elon Musk

by rohis November 22, 2024

judge judy chop

The ultimate exclamation when chopping someone in the throat who is talking too damn much

Boy, if you don't shut your mouth, I'ma "judge Judy chop" you right in the throat.

by Also TJ Bossington September 2, 2017

Gabriel, Judge of Hell

A sick ass angel with two swords protecting the Gluttony layer of Hell. Gets extremely humbled by a sentient gopro with guns.

Gabriel, Judge of Hell: BEHOLD, THE POWER OF AN ANG-
V1: coin
Gabriel: FUCK!!!

by Shmorby Doobeebop May 4, 2024

Judges 19

A snuff porn plot in the old testament. fast forward: the plot goes there was a Levite & his concubine are being house in someone else's house, some Benjamites knock on the door saying bring the foreigner outside we know him. This was a euphemism in its time we would like to sex with him. The home owner goes outside and says don't do such a wicked thing, here take my daughter instead. anyways the bejamites ran train and raped the girl to death, she got left dead on the doorstep the next day.

I couldn't tell if I was reading an adult fiction novel or the bible when I was reading Judges 19

by BeatMeatRepeat December 13, 2022

Talk to the Judge

Take a dump. My Navajo grandma would use this expression.

Pull over I need to talk to the judge

by Mike Boneman December 24, 2022

Midget judge

1. A term used to describe the sobriety of a circus performer.
2. A handsome fellow, probably called Lee, from the southern part of Englandshire.

1. "That jugglers not pissed, he's as sober as a midget judge"
2. "He's got my minge all damp, he's a right midget judge"

by Leeroy80 September 25, 2005